State of the Game

[AngryAntz]

Hot buttered toast, scraping of Marmite and by jingo its a fantastic start to the day.

DAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNN FINE MARMITE

Asks rubbernuke to bend over so the marmite can go back where it belongs

 

[Rubbernuke]

OK, honest moment here (doesn't happen often), I had it once, and it wasn't actually horrid. But you have to be very, very careful about the amount you put on there. Obviously, I overdid it.

Or, unlike me ( ) convince someone its chocolate spread, with ensuing hilarity.

 

[Amy Pendergast]

Only the strong can eat it too, as, like all British foods its designed to kill you.

Oh yeah, the thing they call sausages with their breakfast.

 

[bangermsuk]

next it will be caviar on cats mmmmm

 

[AngryAntz]

Or, unlike me ( ) convince someone its chocolate spread, with ensuing hilarity.

 

[Rubbernuke]

Asks rubbernuke to bend over so the marmite can go back where it belongs

Back to the god who gave it to us mortals?

 

[MishaTX]

Only the strong can eat it too, as, like all British foods its designed to kill you.

Tell me about it! Only my strong constitution saved me!!! I don't know how many save throws I had to make on the way over here.

 

[Tyres O'Flaherty]

Now, before I begin the lesson, will those of you who are playing in the match this afternoon move your clothes down onto the lower peg immediately after lunch, before you write your letter home, if you're not getting your hair cut, unless you've got a younger brother who is going out this weekend as the guest of another boy, in which case, collect his note before lunch, put it in your letter after you've had your hair cut, and make sure he moves your clothes down onto the lower peg for you.

Right.

During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg. Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you

 

[MishaTX]

Or, unlike me ( ) convince someone its chocolate spread, with ensuing hilarity.

I was going to say something witty here, but I can't type while laughing through tears!

 

[Amy Pendergast]

Now, before I begin the lesson, will those of you who are playing in the match this afternoon move your clothes down onto the lower peg immediately after lunch, before you write your letter home, if you're not getting your hair cut, unless you've got a younger brother who is going out this weekend as the guest of another boy, in which case, collect his note before lunch, put it in your letter after you've had your hair cut, and make sure he moves your clothes down onto the lower peg for you.

Right.

During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg. Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you

Doesn't sound too healthy. Need help with that?

 

[AngryAntz]

Now, before I begin the lesson, will those of you who are playing in the match this afternoon move your clothes down onto the lower peg immediately after lunch, before you write your letter home, if you're not getting your hair cut, unless you've got a younger brother who is going out this weekend as the guest of another boy, in which case, collect his note before lunch, put it in your letter after you've had your hair cut, and make sure he moves your clothes down onto the lower peg for you.

Right.

During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg. Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you

relevant!!!!

 

[Rubbernuke]

Oh yeah, the thing they call sausages with their breakfast.

One of my favourite things when I come back to the motherland is have a slap up full English at Bristol Airport. Black pudding, toast, beans, sausages, egg, hash browns- all glorious.

Either that or a Cornish Pasty bought from Bristol Temple Meads waiting for the Penzance train.

 

[MishaTX]

Oh yeah, the thing they call sausages with their breakfast.

Everybody knows that "sausage" is something that looks like a hamburger patty after it's been shrinked and has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with a sausage!

(Edit: Much like a "Danish" bears no resemblance whatsoever to anything any Danish baker ever baked).

 

[AngryAntz]

One of my favourite things when I come back to the motherland is have a slap up full English at Bristol Airport. Black pudding, toast, beans, sausages, egg, hash browns- all glorious.

Either that or a Cornish Pasty bought from Bristol Temple Meads waiting for the Penzance train.

I haven't visited those systems yet

 

[Rubbernuke]

That is just plain evil!

Evil would be going on holiday with some friends, and booby trapping their room with blasting caps. I hid a load under the toilet seat so when they sat down they went off. And so did they

 

[Amy Pendergast]

One of my favourite things when I come back to the motherland is have a slap up full English at Bristol Airport. Black pudding, toast, beans, sausages, egg, hash browns- all glorious.

Either that or a Cornish Pasty bought from Bristol Temple Meads waiting for the Penzance train.

I would really invite you to try some of our local "specialities" - every country seems to have it's dark sides.

 

[AngryAntz]

Everybody knows that "sausage" is something that looks like a hamburger patty after it's been shrinked and has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with a sausage!

A different thing come to mind for me when put "sausage" in inverted commas

 

[Rubbernuke]

I would really invite you to try some of our local "specialities" - every country seems to have it's dark sides.

True. Right now I'm hooked on Swiss cheese dishes and I can feel my body cry*

*as in sweats, cheese convulsions etc

 

[MishaTX]

Back to the god who gave it to us mortals?

So THAT'S where your god lives? Explains a lot!

 

[Iron Golem]

Just like Stone Henge, the reason behind it is lost in time....

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