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Amy Pendergast

Amy Pendergast
Bottom Hat said:
It's like Arnie was lowered into the world's biggest fondue bucket.
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And it will look like this as soon as he surfaces again:
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Xalos

Xalos
Since we are on cheese jokes,
What does a cheese say into a mirror:
halloumi (hello me)
What does a cheese say to start a fight with a bear:
camembert (Come on bear)

At a cheese conference, one seller asked the other "How has your year been".
To which the other replied "It has been gouda, but could of been chedder".
 

Just

Just
Xalos said:
Since we are on cheese jokes,
What does a cheese say into a mirror:
halloumi (hello me)
What does a cheese say to start a fight with a bear:
camembert (Come on bear)

At a cheese conference, one seller asked the other "How has your year been".
To which the other replied "It has been gouda, but could of been chedder".
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I only liked this one in hope
it will dare you to tell it it on some work-related social gathering or your wife/life partner/whatever family fest,
and you will permanently imprint yourself in their memory as "the guy who told this awful joke",
you will be avoided ever since, what will push you into chronic depression, until you jump from a bridge.

That said,

good morning everyone, I wish you lot a nice day.

(Yes you too, enjoy your life while you still can)
 
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