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Can anybody explain to me why G-d made a perfect Eden, telling Adam and Eve they could have anything there, only they could't touch THAT particular tree and then expect them to not immediately go for it? I mean, He does know us humans better than anybody, right?
Easy. Garden of Eden was the vertical slice Big G pushed out for his kickstarter pitch, and the tree was the placeholder for "ALL OTHER CONTENT", but you were not supposed to touch it because then you can see that there's nothing behind and that you're playing a glorified Tier 0 implementation that you should take at face value, but it'll all be like that when it's finished, except bigger and better, promised! All you need is to back my project by accepting to just always do as I say and...
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Oh ffs, fine, that's it. You don't want to wait for my polished content? Don't trust me? Here, go make sandcastles in my unreleased and untested multiverse-wide procedural experiment that I might just have come up with previous to or during a hangover.
 
Wow! That's powerful stuff, and brilliant! Love it!!

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