Maybe, but you won't pet her with all those spikes. And blood. So, not a cat.Take your chance then, but if she tells me that she's a cat, I'd rather not contradict her:
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Another advantage of using proper diplomacy. BLAM!
Anybody ever heard of the Carthaginians complaining about Rome's approach to diplomacy?
No. Didn't think so.
Why change of plans ? That's the regular normal plan for any cat around.
BLAM regardless of direction of discussion!
I sent you a friend invite so I can properly ignore you ingame, if you are wondering about some CMDR who doesn't look like a christmas elf since Odyssey sending you an invite.
Not playing a lot since Odyssey though, for rather obvious reasons
When in doubt, apply more BLAM!
You cannot know the good within you, until you've confronted and acknowledged the monster that lives within you as well.
ll this talk of food reminded me of an email someone sent me some years ago: Sadly the original is long gone, but I did find it online!
I give you "Judging a curry"
Notes from an inexperienced curry taster named Frank, who was visiting Phoenix, Durban from the U.S.
"Recently I was honoured to be selected as a judge at a curry cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges (couple of local Indians) that the curry wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted. Here are the scorecards from the event."
Judge One: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge Two: Nice, smooth tomato flavour. Very mild.
Frank: Holy poo, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These char o's are crazy.
Judge One: Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang.
Judge Two: Exciting BBQ flavour, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
Frank: Keep this out of reach of children! I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich manoeuvre. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.
Judge One: Excellent firehouse curry! Great kick. Needs more beans.
Judge Two: A beanless curry, a bit salty, good use of red peppers.
Frank: Call Colesburg, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now, get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting poo-faced from all the beer.
Judge One: Black bean curry with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge Two: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a curry.
Frank: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it, is it possible to burn-out taste buds? Savathree, the bar maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills; that 300 lb. lady-dog is starting to look HOT, just like this nuclear waste I'm eating. Is curry an aphrodisiac?
Judge One: Meaty, strong curry. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
Judge Two: Curry using shredded beef; could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
Frank: My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her curry had given me brain damage. Savathree saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from a pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off? It really pees me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those char o's!
Judge One: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety curry. Good balance of spice and peppers.
Judge Two: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.
Frank: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I pood myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Savathree, she must be kinkier than I thought. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my rear with a snow cone!
Judge One: A mediocre curry with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge Two: Ho Hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of curry peppers at the last moment. I should note that I am worried about Judge Number 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
Frank: You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel darned thing. I've lost the sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with curry which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like poop to match my darned shirt. At least during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. Screw it, I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4 inch hole in my stomach.
Judge One: A perfect ending, this is a nice blend curry, safe for all, not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
Judge Two: This final entry is a good, balanced curry, neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge Number 3 passed out, fell over and pulled the curry pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor Yank, wonder how he'd have reacted to a really hot curry?
Frank: (editor's note: Judge #3 was unable to report)
I give you "Judging a curry"
Inexperienced Curry Taster
Notes from an inexperienced curry taster named Frank, who was visiting Phoenix, Durban from the U.S.
"Recently I was honoured to be selected as a judge at a curry cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges (couple of local Indians) that the curry wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted. Here are the scorecards from the event."
Curry # 1: Manoj's Maniac Mobster Monster Curry
Judge One: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge Two: Nice, smooth tomato flavour. Very mild.
Frank: Holy poo, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These char o's are crazy.
Curry # 2: Applesamy's Afterburner Curry
Judge One: Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang.
Judge Two: Exciting BBQ flavour, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
Frank: Keep this out of reach of children! I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich manoeuvre. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.
Curry # 3: Farouk's Famous Burn Down the Barn curry
Judge One: Excellent firehouse curry! Great kick. Needs more beans.
Judge Two: A beanless curry, a bit salty, good use of red peppers.
Frank: Call Colesburg, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now, get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting poo-faced from all the beer.
Curry # 4: Barbu's Black Magic
Judge One: Black bean curry with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge Two: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a curry.
Frank: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it, is it possible to burn-out taste buds? Savathree, the bar maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills; that 300 lb. lady-dog is starting to look HOT, just like this nuclear waste I'm eating. Is curry an aphrodisiac?
Curry # 5: Laveshnee's Legal Lip Remover
Judge One: Meaty, strong curry. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
Judge Two: Curry using shredded beef; could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
Frank: My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her curry had given me brain damage. Savathree saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from a pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off? It really pees me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those char o's!
Curry # 6: Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety
Judge One: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety curry. Good balance of spice and peppers.
Judge Two: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.
Frank: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I pood myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Savathree, she must be kinkier than I thought. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my rear with a snow cone!
Curry # 7: Sugash's Screaming Sensation Curry
Judge One: A mediocre curry with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge Two: Ho Hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of curry peppers at the last moment. I should note that I am worried about Judge Number 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
Frank: You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel darned thing. I've lost the sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with curry which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like poop to match my darned shirt. At least during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. Screw it, I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4 inch hole in my stomach.
Curry # 8: Hansraj's Mount Saint Curry
Judge One: A perfect ending, this is a nice blend curry, safe for all, not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
Judge Two: This final entry is a good, balanced curry, neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge Number 3 passed out, fell over and pulled the curry pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor Yank, wonder how he'd have reacted to a really hot curry?
Frank: (editor's note: Judge #3 was unable to report)
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OK, you nearly killed me there! It's been a long time since I had trouble breathing due to uncontrollable laughter, but thanks for reminding me what it feels like!
Also, thanks for the laughs!
Brilliant!
For those that missed this first time round, this is just such a terrible/briliant video
There's something about the inane "influencer" brigade on youtube... especially when it goes so wrong... Carolina Reaper, worlds hottest chilli challenge...
Never gets old!
Agree... there's just something about watching true stupidity in action....Never gets old!
Ah... breakfast as it's known up there...
And now I'm hungry again! And I just ate!
Sadly it's not currently available. We promised to stop deep frying pizzas for a month if Italy beat England in the euros.