State of the Game

[LeoBartlet]

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[Rubbernuke]

My dad always fried his bacon with the egg and tomatoes, and then add tea to the pan - he swore by it!

Tea? That sounds like 120% English fried breakfast:Extreme and totally metal.

 

[FX2K]

I really want a bacon butty now

 

[Oztig]

" 'Es stupid over football, and looks me in the eye when he shoots..."

Needs many, many +1s

Another Jonathan King marvel, along with the Angelettes...

I worked with a lady - who's boyfriend was into football, and she hated it, but did confess in the pub one evening :-
"I used to be sick of having it rammed down my throat, but I'm getting a taste for it now"

For some odd reason, we all started laughing, and she went very red

 

[Rubbernuke]

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Geometric meat?

 

[Rubbernuke]

I worked with a lady - who's boyfriend was into football, and she hated it, but did confess in the pub one evening :-
"I used to be sick of having it rammed down my throat, but I'm getting a taste for it now"

For some odd reason, we all started laughing, and she went very red

 

[Rat Catcher]

I really want a bacon butty now

I've got Gammon tonight...

 

[LeoBartlet]

I worked with a lady - who's boyfriend was into football, and she hated it, but did confess in the pub one evening :-
"I used to be sick of having it rammed down my throat, but I'm getting a taste for it now"

For some odd reason, we all started laughing, and she went very red

 

[Rubbernuke]

I've got Gammon tonight...

So not

Spoiler

DEPLOY THE MINDWORMS!

 

[Darth Ender]

speaking of geometric meat. lab grown waygu beef. https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-021-25236-9

and so began the end of veganism.

 

[LeoBartlet]

So not

Spoiler

I had one of them a few months ago and im happy to report they're still terrible.

Also thanks the shake and vac song has been replaced by I feel like chicken tonight.

 

[Rubbernuke]

speaking of geometric meat. lab grown waygu beef. https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-021-25236-9

and so began the end of veganism.

Ironic that meat will end most veganism (when a synthetic growth serum is synthesised)

 

[Rubbernuke]

I had one of them a few months ago and im happy to report they're still terrible.

Also thanks the shake and vac song has been replaced by I feel like chicken tonight.

They are really jars of punishment for those who are crap at cooking.

 

[Ralph Vargr]

I'm turning this thread off before eating.

 

[nemolomen]

 

[Rubbernuke]

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Well, thats one way to end an argument about bacon.

 

[nemolomen]

Well, thats one way to end an argument about bacon.

Sorry, had to do it. This thread has achieved something I thought impossible: making me more hungry than lack of nicotine alone.

Gained 10 pounds in the last two weeks.

 

[Darth Ender]

Sorry, had to do it. This thread has achieved something I thought impossible: making me more hungry than lack of nicotine.

you were getting hungry after those posts about jarred chicken...whatever that was ... and the white bread wannabe bacon stuff?

 

[Rubbernuke]

Sorry, had to do it. This thread has achieved something I thought impossible: making me more hungry than lack of nicotine.

Well in Blighty we have a cure for that- cheap, greasy and nasty Greggs

GETINTHERBRUV

 

[Darth Ender]

seriously though.. caffeine is a natural appetite inhibitor. just drink soda all day.