State of the Game

No this one.
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If ED was ever changed into a text adventure it would be like this thread.
WHAO NOW Brother Rubber!!! This has got legs! Viz:

You find yourself on a planet. It's nothing like in Elite, it's much more like No Man's Sky, so there are actual things to see and do and make and build. A passing bouncing Teddy Bear offers you a word in their language. You accept their gift and unwrap it. You have learned the word Hullabaloo.

Botton Hat: Quick! Find me a BRICK! BRICK!
Rubbernuke: No! We need a kitchen first. And knives. And a meat mincer - a BIG one.
Botton Hat: BRICK!
Darth Ender: I'm not happy with this text adventure. I've played much better ones than this before. But then I am a deep thinker.
Misha TX: Knives...? <laughs> BLAM!
Rubbernuke: Okay, whatever, but... we must find the kitchen first.
Botton Hat: BRICK! I WANT A BRICK!
Several Puffins: Let's head North?
LeoBatlet: Novice mistake, nah, South.
Botton Hat: Will there be BRICKS!?
PiLhEaD: I spent a year as a brick once.
nemolomen: <animated gif of a spider with the face of Lord Brebus>
Erei: Did I miss anything?
Rat Catcher: I'm out of coffee beans. Damnit!!
...
 
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WHAO NOW Brother Rubber!!! This has got legs! Viz:

You find yourself on a planet. It's nothing like in Elite, it's much more like No Man's Sky, so there are actual things to see and do and make and build. A passing bouncing Teddy Bear offers you a word in their language. You accept their gift and unwrap it. You have learned the word Hullabaloo.

Botton Hat: Quick! Find me a BRICK! BRICK!
Rubbernuke: No! We need a kitchen first. And knives. And a meat mincer - a BIG one.
Botton Hat: BRICK!
Darth Ender: I'm not happy with this text adventure. I've played much better ones than this before. But then I am a deep thinker.
Misha TX: Kinves...? <laughs> BLAM!
Rubbernuke: Okay, whatever, but... we must find the kitchen first.
Botton Hat: BRICK! I WANT A BRICK!
Several Puffins: Let's head North?
LoeBatlet: Novice mistake, nah, South.
Botton Hat: Will there be BRICKS!?
PiLhEaD: I spent a year as a brick once.
nemolomen: <animated gif of a spider with the face of Lord Brebus>
Erei: Did I miss anything?
Rat Catcher: I'm out of coffee beans. Damnit!!
...
They all head west..
 
East! Never West. Have you seriously not played one of these games before???

<...some people always spoil the fun...>

Oh that's just great! See what you did! I'm going full-bore Bazemon (was that his name?) with an open letter!
Elite Dangerous needs more shaky.
At the very least it needs a double denim outfit purchasable with arx...
...and the cobra IV needs a green door.
 
Elite Dangerous needs more shaky.
At the very least it needs a double denim outfit purchasable with arx...
...and the cobra IV needs a green door.
What's that secret you're keeping? There's an old piano and they play it hot behind the green door (green door).

Not that I care as I'm the dandy highwayman that you're too scared to mention. I spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention...
 
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