State of the Game

[Oztig]

A (junior a&e) doctor's lot is not a bummy pun.

From what I've heard it's quite routine to have people arrive in a&e with 'lost' items, so don't bother offering 'explanations' as frankly no one believes nor cares. They'll have seen it all.

Hoover attachments are very common apparantly, and indeed are often still attached due to localised swelling

 

[PRORABBIT67]

 

[Momatty]

I needed an egg this morning because all my binds vanished. All is good now though.

 

[Bottom Hat]

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At least we now know why the little sod is always smiling.

 

[Frop]

At least we now know why the little sod is always smiling.

 

[nemolomen]

Hoover attachments are very common apparantly, and indeed are often still attached due to localised swelling

See, this is why STEM subjects are important in school...one would know THAT wasn't going to work out...in the end. So to speak

 

[Rubbernuke]

What the hell is in Shake n Vac? Archon wants to know "for reasons"

 

[PiLhEaD]

Okay - o7 - made me laugh a lot!!

 

[Darth Ender]

What the hell is in Shake n Vac? Archon wants to know "for reasons"

standard dry soap and lots of fragrance. or the ashes of people who asked them if their product was a scam.

 

[Rubbernuke]

Okay - o7 - made me laugh a lot!!

Its also very accurate as 'the dust' will make your nose look like that too

 

[nemolomen]

Its also very accurate as 'the dust' will make your nose look like that too

You excelled at STEM subjects in school, yes?

 

[xzanfr]

I've had to hide these recent posts from my Henry, he's sat right next to me looking innocent.
Please think of the children.

 

[Rubbernuke]

I've had to hide these recent posts from my Henry, he's sat right next to me looking innocent.
Please think of the children.

I think you need to check his filter more like.

 

[Bottom Hat]

It's Henry Sheen!

 

[Bottom Hat]

Anyone want a bad joke? Well, you're getting one anyway. And I might have told it before, so two points for crap.



What do you call a Roman with a hair between his teeth?

Gladiator

 

[HRDiagram]

Anyone want a bad joke? Well, you're getting one anyway. And I might have told it before, so two points for crap.



What do you call a Roman with a hair between his teeth?

Gladiator

Can I have your stuphz when they take you away?

 

[PRORABBIT67]

 

[The Roofus]

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I wanna meet the brave sod responsible for getting a cat into that

 

[Bottom Hat]

Can I have your stuphz when they take you away?

That seems very reasonable, but no. You can have Leo's trying time eggs though.

 

[xzanfr]

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What's the point - they'd sit in the warmest place watching us stupid monkeys fight it out...
... then try and score food from the winner.