Renato, your attempts to get this thread back on the rails are futile. Futile I say!
I meant subbuteo. Figured it was boring. As for crickets, they are small black insects that keep you up all night with their chirping. Please don't let them get in cahoots with the snails.
You had to flick your player into the goal? That is frustrating. And daft. Ever play paper football? The fun part was trying to put your opponents eye out with that 3 pointed piece of paper.