The fundamental problem with this game (forum)

[Deeto]

I've been playing Elite since before it came out on the Acorn Electron back in 1979 and took 231 minutes to load from punch cards that you had to spool yourself and I am really good at coding having written kernel drivers for for the creative soundblaster16 so why oh why fdev do you not give free kumo burgers and toffee crisps to all the lurkers like me that never signed in to the forums before and only just saw people's signatures we have missed out on so much and you should give us all their historic signatures o7

 

[znôrt]

Spoiler

 

[Deeto]

I'm almost enjoying myself in my trousers from this post.

 

[rrobes]

I'm almost enjoying myself in my trousers from this post.

This is too much information and it's a family forum?

Control yourself or you'll go blind!

 

[Deeto]

This is too much information and it's a family forum?

Control yourself or you'll go blind!

It just tickled my knees, that's all. Not sure what you were implying..

 

[Vandaahl]

I really have no idea what you're talking about, but here's my cat with a Nespresso cup on his head.

 

[Vedmo]

Pretty sure that's not a cat.

 

[Deeto]

This is the content that this thread needs. Bunnies and pancakes are so passé.

 

[Bottom Hat]

I really have no idea what you're talking about, but here's my cat with a Nespresso cup on his head.

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That's not a nespresso capsule, it's a fashionable aluminum piece of headgear, worn at a jaunty angle. Whilst dumping. But it's excellent nonetheless

 

[whitezephyr]

Damn I love holiday cookies so much.

 

[Andro]

This post is so wholesome. I hope I can still get my Kumo burger when I'm in the retirement home.

 

[Deeto]

This post is so wholesome. I hope I can still get my Kumo burger when I'm in the retirement home.

I honestly hope they still do them, if they can find enough ingredients.

 

[thelion]

Is the OP RELSPI in disguise, what what?

 

[Xious]

Sharing is caring...

 

[Borko]

While we’re being ridiculous, we haven’t had any googly-eye posts in a while. Here’s one.

 

[Ca$hback]

Geordie: Captain, I've accidentally the whole ship, sir!
Picard: You accidentally what?
Geordie: The whole ship, sir!

 

[Deeto]

Is the OP RELSPI in disguise, what what?

Just accidentally-ing the forum, old bean! Don't mind me! Jolly good show!

 

[VR Roxydog]

You'll need a double salted soy latte to wash them down.

 

[Navigare Necesse Est]

Pretty sure that's not a cat.

Yes it is, a posh one with a hat.

 

[CMDR Serra]

Yes it is, a posh one with a hat.

Looks like an Imperial Senator to me...