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Minonian

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Minonian
Spying on the others rummaging trough his personal informations, without authorization, is a crime.
Not going to help on you, but you will end up in my bad side.
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Besides? :)

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BACKER #-4112

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bootsam said:
^Certainly. I have at all times kept up attempting to get the coffee peeps to stop doing this. I and several others have requested they stop polluting the sugar bowl. All on deaf ears. Thus...
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Excuse the formatting, I'm typing this on a smartphone in the middle of nowhere.

I have a somewhat similar story:

One of the places I have worked for a week at a time, we had a gymnasium provided by the employer.
I am not the one to go and pump weights after work, but there were a lot of people who took advantage
of the free gym. I am more likely to be at the bar after work, relaxing with a couple of cold drinks while
others will be getting into shape at the gym.

There was this one particular young guy, who tried his hardest to fit in with the gym bunnies, but let's
just say he was trying too hard to be cool, tried too hard to be funny and tried too hard to "bulk up"
without much success. Wearing tank tops with slogans like: "Get big or die trying" - he was ridiculed
most of the time because of his size. He was about 160 cms tall, weighed about 55kgs, aged about 19
or 20 yrs. He was undertaking an apprenticeship and he was quite chirpie (read: big mouth for a little guy)
for an inexperienced little human being who is yet to discover the wonders of puberty. For those that
don't understand the metric system, this guy was a short little featherweight who had no chance in
hell putting on bulk. He was slim and fit but by no means had an image of a "Body-builder".

He pranked some of the older technicians at work for cheap laughs which usually backfired on him.
He would draw obscenities on other peoples properties and Snapchat them to the other apprentices
and post them on social media to gain some acceptance.

This little guy would fly to a remote site where he worked at for 8 days, bring a 10kg bag of Protein
Powder, the stuff gym junkies drink before working out. Now, there is no way you would consume that
much Protein Powder in the form of "Protein Shakes" in 8 days, so why bring a whole 10kg bag of the
stuff anyway? Who are you trying to impress?

Some of us "Elderly Technicians" had a bright idea:
Next time we fly to this remote site for 8 days, we would bring some laxatives that we bought at the
chemist (pharmacy), crush the tablets into powder, mix it in with his protein powder and wait for the hilarity.

The poor guy took 2 days off from work, stuck in his accomodation block, more precisely stuck on
the toilet bowl with a bowel cleansing of a lifetime, before realising not to prank his elders ever again.

I guess sometimes people learn life lessons in an unexpected way, especially when they are asking for it
without realising what menace they are to everyone else...
 
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bootsam

bootsam
I did consider laxatives, but I felt that was a step too far. Besides we have 1 set of loos and its bad enough that some do not know where the toilet brush is, when to use it, change the cardboard tube for a fresh roll, wipe a seat after theyve sprinkled on it, etc etc. Some co-workers are filthy animals.
 

Hanni79

Hanni79
Winterwalker said:
Superhero Superbowl.

ps. no way could Optimus Prime kill the Hulk imo.
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The best "Who would win" right now is

One Punch Man ( Saitama )
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VS.

Son Goku
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Which could be the oddest discussion ever, since One Punch Man is clearly a Deus Ex machina Character.
At worst, Saitama would need two punches to defeat Son Goku, instead of his usual single punch.

Son Goku would still have a truck-load of fun fighting him, as it would give him a new goal to beat [yesnod]
So Saitama would flat out win, but Son Goku would be the one having more fun ( which at least in his view would still be a win ).
It would basically come down to a tie ^^

P.S : This is what Saitama calls a "serious strike" ( while still not using full power ) [squeeeee]
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