I see your dalek and raise you four Star Wars eggs....
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Darth Tiddles finds you lack of oddness... Disturbing.
#6. The Government Is Transmitting Thoughts Into Our Brains!
This is the stereotypical "tin foil hat" conspiracy theory that the government has the ability to beam thoughts into or out of your skull using its Illuminati mind-ray technology. [...]
Why It's Not So Crazy
They can totally beam voices into your head.
In 2006, a guy whom multiple counselors labeled as a "paranoid schizophrenic" filed a Freedom of Information Act petition requesting all declassified government documents pertaining to covert attempts at microwave auditory effect, telepathy and hypnosis. While no one was surprised that a guy who once complained that the backs of his shoes were vaporized by an electromagnetic weapon would go through the effort of filing the request, a lot of people a brick when they saw the papers that came back.
Page after page of verified government documents confirmed that taxpayer dollars had funded research on everything from a telepathic ray gun to fever lasers that made victims disoriented and less aggressive. And, yes, one of the released tests even broadcast a person's voice telepathically by "using close-range microwaves ... to project the spoken numbers 1 to 10 across a lab to volunteers."
Inside their heads.
Top tip: Shiny side out! [wacko]
Edit: Wasn't "Cracked" a silly humour magazine? A bit like "Mad" but not as funny?
Probably on a Cobra mk IIHow the hell do I get off this planet?
How the hell do I get off this planet?
Throw yourself at the floor and miss.
That's actually how the orbital works. you keep falling but always miss it. take off a lil bit more complicated.![]()
Na just Orbital Mechanics lol http://www.braeunig.us/space/orbmech.htm
Heh heh heh.
It's a bit similar to say the least...
But I'd still like to see The Outsider made. Maybe just maybe FD might do a KS on it.
Maybe, just maybe, the depiction of Earth will allow some of the assets from Outsider to be used when pilots are allowed to leave the chair....![]()
That fish needs a light, instead, people are just taking pics of him...Oh and who wants to see a smoking fish inside a chicken?