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Theta Sigma

Theta Sigma
That (Frontier) Space Corps Directive List In Full...

aramil said:
could not of picked a better thread. I get space horn every time I grab my joystick.......
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Damn right! I just checked all the Space Corps Directives (from the TV Series, only) to see what else is out there - so you don't have to %^]
None of them could be better than Frontier Space Corps Directive 34124 [Space Horn] Enjoy:

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SCD005 'Gross negligence, leading to the endangerment of personnel.'

AKA [RollerCoasterTycoon 3: Soaked! FAQ]
https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=005


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SCD112 'A living crew member always out-ranks a mechanical'

AKA [DirectX9 Not Found]
https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=112


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SCD142 'In a hostage demand situation, a hologrammatic personality is entirely expendable'

AKA [Hyperdrive Alternatives]
https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=142


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SCD147 'Crew members are expressly forbidden from leaving their vessel except on permission of a permit. Permits can only be issued by the Chief Navigation Officer, who is expressly forbidden from issuing them except on production of a permit.'

AKA [Atari's new CEO]
https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=147


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SCD195 'In an emergency power situation, a hologrammatic crewmember must lay down his life in order that the living crew-members might survive.'

AKA [rollercoaster tycoon 3 soaked]
https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=195


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SCD312 'Crew members in quarantine must be provided with minimum leisure facilities'

AKA [does anyone know]
https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=312


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SCD497 'When a crewmember has run out of credits, food may not be supplied until the balance is restored'

AKA [Black Screen when trying to play]
https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=497


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SCD595 'Any crew member who has been in direct contact with diseases must enter quarantine'

AKA [No Thread specified. If you followed a valid link, please notify the administrator]
https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=595


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SCD596 'Crew files are for the eyes of the Captain only'

AKA [i wanna be...]
https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=596


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SCD597 'One berth per registered crew member'

AKA [RCT Crashing - Daul Core Fix Didnt Work - Any Help Appreciated]
https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=597


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SCD699 'Crew members may demand a rescreening after five days in quarantine showing no ill effect'

AKA [No Thread specified. If you followed a valid link, please notify the administrator]
https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=699


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SCD1742 'No member of the Corps should ever report for active duty in a ginger toupee.'

AKA [Great but..]
https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1742

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SCD1743 'No registered vessel should attempt to traverse an asteroid belt without deflectors.'

AKA [Greetings from Greece]
https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1743


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SCD5796 'No officer above the rank of mess sergeant is permitted to go into combat with pierced nipples.'

AKA [ Hi everyone]
https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=5796


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SCD5797 '...not letting a crew-member aboard if he may, in fact, be a brain-sucking psychotic temporal lobe slurper'

AKA [? Help for Reaching Average speed]
https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=5797


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SCD34124 'No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity.'

AKA [Space Horn]
https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=34124


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SCD68250 '...impossible without at least one live chicken and a rabbi'

AKA [Engage!]
https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=68250


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SCD196156 'Any officer caught sniffing the saddle of the exercise bicycle in the women's gym will be discharged without trial.'

AKA [Better orbit lines please.]
https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=196156


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SCD1947945 'A mechanoid may issue orders to human crew members if the lives of said crew members are directly or indirectly under threat from a hitherto unperceived source and there is inadequate time to explain the precise nature of the enormous and most imminent death threat ...inadequate time to explain the precise nature of the unforeseen death threat'

AKA [No Thread specified. If you followed a valid link, please notify the administrator]
https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1947945
 
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D4RK5T4R

D4RK5T4R
Theta Sigma said:
Brilliant %^]

Space Corps Directive 34124
'No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity'

Hmmm... I wonder... what is the subject title of Frontier forum thread #34124 ?

'Space Horn'
https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=34124

Amazing.
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