The real question you should ask in Elite Dangerous

[SYSOPKC]

Speaking from across time and space, were clearly here due to an ancient lust ritual etched in a monolith by elder intergalactic monks to force the end time of all days. So...

Who is ready to make love to a giant bird?


PS: If your seeing tragic flashbacks of your former life while playing don't worry. That's actually Neckbeard the Space pirates current real life. He is a sad little man. So no worries, just ignore them.

 

[tafkabb]

Mummy I'm scared

 

[welshvlad]

Holy moley! I'll have what he's drinking barkeep.

 

[Nagual]

And I thought I was insane. I'm not. I have a certistick and everything to prove it.

 

[PHANTOMCYPHER]

Someone has been on Skooma..

 

[xXRAPTORturdXx]

My only question is what color is the bird

 

[WOLFx288]

YEES!(and some more to make the minimum 8 characters)

 

[Jungleboy26]

AtI can't do the make love thing to the bird not till I shave my toes hate it when that happens esp on a Tuesday.now Friday? That's another story but only if the
bird is pink.... Oh and not from Glasgow.

 

[SSB o Kantei]

Speaking from across time and space, were clearly here due to an ancient lust ritual etched in a monolith by elder intergalactic monks to force the end time of all days. So...

Who is ready to make love to a giant bird?


PS: If your seeing tragic flashbacks of your former life while playing don't worry. That's actually Neckbeard the Space pirates current real life. He is a sad little man. So no worries, just ignore them.

Pretty sure all of this is in an Episode of -One Piece-, Anime about pirates with no fear of getting weird.

 

[SSB o Kantei]

Yep, Robin is busy checking the monolith that is supposed to have clue to why an entire day of recorded history vanished from all forms of literature.

She is stumped so she ends up partnering up in Ivan(based on the rocky horror picture show, cross dressing monk of sorts)

Chopper ends up on the island of Giant birds, ends up training there for two years.

While battling the Navy, White beard the pirate has a ton of flashbacks to what he really wanted this whole time, a family, and not large treasure chests, then dies.

Glad I could smell what you were stepping in, it's funky.

 

[Dan Gatang]

I told him not to eat the worm.

 

[Caput Mortis]

1st rule of smuggling - don't sample the cargo

 

[jrb]

umm....wow?....little men in the white suits are being sent to your location...

 

[FudePoof]

*Tips space fedora*

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I bet corvos is behind this poor man's madness

 

[captn_rob]

wht r u smoking? lol

 

[GG7]

1st rule of smuggling - don't sample the cargo

LOL! Good one!

 

[Gr1llmeaCheese]

Ride the tiger, baby.

 

[BulletTrev]

Hey mateys what is going on here ? All these wierd references, I fear are lost on me.....! (I got the ' Skooma ' bit )

 

[Yaffle]

Closing. No idea what this is about.