Firstly, 'nice to see Jason doing his impression of Neo vs liberal agents in "The Off Topic Matrix"....yet again!
I'm lucky, this particular volte-face is not about to happen to me because I'm one of the faithful - Ahhhahhhahhhmennnn! Nothing to fear, nothing to doubt whether it's heart disease, stroke or cancer etc because no matter how obese I get, I know I'll be welcomed into His loving arms in Heaven for all eternity. (Hmmm, even Vegas would become rather tedious after a few hundred years, let alone eternity! Anyway, I'm sure it'll be fine; God is, after all, the Holy Ghost host with the most!)
Some might say that I'm optimistic in the extreme to assume that the aforementioned omnipresent supernatural dictator from that 'Big Book of Medieval Chinese Whispers' will give me a break from his caprice after I'm dead; no, they say, that's when the fun really begins for us Christians! He - it's probably "He", right? Jealous, vengeful, cruel, petty, incompetent, apathetic, demanding constant praise & subservience etc etc - even knows what I'm thinking...therefore I can be punished for a thought-crime just like in that movie 'Ethnic Minority Report' with Uncle Tom Cruise (irony & play on words, not racism!) or more saliently, the rather famous dystopian novel set when mullet haircuts were á la mode....& snoods!
Is all this true? Really? He's watching even when I'm errr, let's say... "knocking one out" in the bathroom?
Yes, especially then...& all this for eternity!
You know what? At least North Koreans & citizens of Oceania can die to escape! That's it, I'm off to become an atheist...or rather, an antitheist! If only it were that simple with the delusional & credulous masses!
Now to play my favourite 'bored off my self-distanced mammaries' game: watch my likes go up, then down again when the up-voter in question checks out my post history & discovers one - or let's face it, more than one - that he/she doesn't like! It's amusing to watch because I assume those involved think I care, either way.
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But I can see some of the "It is my body, I do what I want and when it is my time to go it is my time!" folks change their tune quite rapidly when they are actually confronted with their demise.
I'm lucky, this particular volte-face is not about to happen to me because I'm one of the faithful - Ahhhahhhahhhmennnn! Nothing to fear, nothing to doubt whether it's heart disease, stroke or cancer etc because no matter how obese I get, I know I'll be welcomed into His loving arms in Heaven for all eternity. (Hmmm, even Vegas would become rather tedious after a few hundred years, let alone eternity! Anyway, I'm sure it'll be fine; God is, after all, the Holy Ghost host with the most!)
Some might say that I'm optimistic in the extreme to assume that the aforementioned omnipresent supernatural dictator from that 'Big Book of Medieval Chinese Whispers' will give me a break from his caprice after I'm dead; no, they say, that's when the fun really begins for us Christians! He - it's probably "He", right? Jealous, vengeful, cruel, petty, incompetent, apathetic, demanding constant praise & subservience etc etc - even knows what I'm thinking...therefore I can be punished for a thought-crime just like in that movie 'Ethnic Minority Report' with Uncle Tom Cruise (irony & play on words, not racism!) or more saliently, the rather famous dystopian novel set when mullet haircuts were á la mode....& snoods!
Is all this true? Really? He's watching even when I'm errr, let's say... "knocking one out" in the bathroom?
Yes, especially then...& all this for eternity!
You know what? At least North Koreans & citizens of Oceania can die to escape! That's it, I'm off to become an atheist...or rather, an antitheist! If only it were that simple with the delusional & credulous masses!
Now to play my favourite 'bored off my self-distanced mammaries' game: watch my likes go up, then down again when the up-voter in question checks out my post history & discovers one - or let's face it, more than one - that he/she doesn't like! It's amusing to watch because I assume those involved think I care, either way.