As I actually know what a Freudian slip is and you apparently don't it's hard to respond. And don't edit my posts, it's classless and rude. And the word Assertion is wrong. The correct word is 'fact'.
If you had followed the conversation you would know why the phrase "freudian slip" was used.
So this guy is sitting at work and he turns to the guy next to him and says...
"Man I did a right freudian slip last night"
His mate just looks at him blankly and asks "A what?"
So the guy says "you know, a freudian slip - where you mean to say one thing but because of your subconscious thoughts something else actually comes out"
"No", says his friend, "explain"
"Right," says the first guy, "so I was at the train station and the woman behind the counter was very well endowed up top, if you know what I mean? Well I meant to say - can I have a first class ticket to Tooting please - but what came out was - can I have a first class y to Tooting please?"
"Ah", says his mate, apparently satisfied with the explanation.
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So the next day the guy's mate says "Hey, I did one of those freudian slip thingies last night."
"Did you?" asks his friend..
"Yea" he replies, "I was sitting at the table having dinner with the missus and what I meant to say was - can you pass me the salt please dear - but what came out was - you ruined my life, you cow!"
Sorry, thought it was time to lighten the mood.