Things that amuse you in game!

Krait_79

Krait_79
You get a mission to urgently supply a starving populace.................... with tea!!

You get courier missions transporting important info which takes up no cargo space. Later you find a dozen 1 ton containers full of military plans!
 
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RickDangerous

R
Doing Beer and Domestic Applicances resource missions for the Sublime Order of Van Maanen's Star. Even priests needs to chillax every once in a while :)
 

NapalmJunkie

NapalmJunkie
Today I was asked by some low-level freedom fighters to acquire and donate some non-leathal weapons, as their revolution wasn't going too well. So In the span of a few seconds I accepted the mission, purchased the commodities and then handed them over without having to get back in the cockpit.

I guess they had a few cash-flow problems, and it may have been a bit too obvious picking such items up themselves...

Another thing that makes me chuckle is when an NPC starts an interdiction, which I immediately accept as I like a good dogfight to spice up the trading. So I get the Cobra's weaponry out and I've just managed to target a Sidey with no shields when the NPC jumps out of there before I can even fire a direct shot. I guess they thought they'd bitten off a bit more than they could chew...
 

Hellhawk666

Hellhawk666
NapalmJunkie said:
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Another thing that makes me chuckle is when an NPC starts an interdiction, which I immediately accept as I like a good dogfight to spice up the trading. So I get the Cobra's weaponry out and I've just managed to target a Sidey with no shields when the NPC jumps out of there before I can even fire a direct shot. I guess they thought they'd bitten off a bit more than they could chew...
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I had one "mostly harmless" NPC in a Sidey do that and his parting transmission was "PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!".
 

eeimben

eeimben
Hellhawk666 said:
I had one "mostly harmless" NPC in a Sidey do that and his parting transmission was "PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!".
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Yeah, they're good to watch. My one earlier today started with a "NOW ITS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!" and then skedaddled when he saw 2 beam, 2 pulse and 2 MC's tracking him carefully and accurately. Must have figured out he was seconds from disaster.
 

Oppenheimer

Banned
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entering a low intensity conflict zone to find only 20 or so ships flying endless loopdyloops (and waiting for 20 minutes to see what comes next)
 

Wedgetail

W
"Help us, our children are starving, we need food desperately, or we will all die"

"...but not from you, we don't trust you enough to graciously allow you to save us from starvation"

Me: *shrug* "fair enough, hurry up and die then, so i can loot your station"
 

Elriuhilu

Elriuhilu
My fiancée and I have decided it's an elaborate insult when they tell you to take biowaste to FU City. Also, some of the NPC names are hilarious, like Killallaroundme or Succula Boobalicious. Saw one guy yesterday called Don Tazemebro.
 

nexxo

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Oppenheimer said:
entering a low intensity conflict zone to find only 20 or so ships flying endless loopdyloops (and waiting for 20 minutes to see what comes next)
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It's a low intensity conflict zone. There's some annoyed tutting at each other, but otherwise it's a pretty mellow affair.
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Why? what did you expect?
 
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