"Someone boarded my Cutter, shot me, and then flew off and nicked my ship! Seriously Frontier, how can you let this happen??!?"
"Who is shooting my Fleet Carrier??!?!"
"There's some nasty Commanders who won't let me into the Crew Lounge - will they leave if I play in Solo mode?"
"I went for a space walk and some nutter in a FDL shot me in the head with long range super penetrator rail-guns from 5km away - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??!?!"
"Can I engineer myself with Grade 5 Dirty Drives? Commanders are chasing me through the station! ......I may owe them credits, but still."
"Walked all over my T9, damn she's a big ship."
"Where's the bathroom on my Asp Scout? Has anyone mapped out this ship yet? .....yes, I own one.......stop laughing!"

"Who is shooting my Fleet Carrier??!?!"
"There's some nasty Commanders who won't let me into the Crew Lounge - will they leave if I play in Solo mode?"
"I went for a space walk and some nutter in a FDL shot me in the head with long range super penetrator rail-guns from 5km away - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??!?!"
"Can I engineer myself with Grade 5 Dirty Drives? Commanders are chasing me through the station! ......I may owe them credits, but still."
"Walked all over my T9, damn she's a big ship."
"Where's the bathroom on my Asp Scout? Has anyone mapped out this ship yet? .....yes, I own one.......stop laughing!"
