Jenner
I wish I was English like my hero Tj.
I'll meet you halfway.
General / Off-Topic "Thread of jokes and good mood" (was Bran's Application to be a Mod) Also Frank is Super Awesome.
- Thread starter Bran Tse Mallory
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I'll meet you halfway.
Bran as TJ's replacement gets my vote. We've been needing to clear out all that squirrel bondage gear for quite some time.
That's... disturbing.
You're telling me! Sadly TJ is nuts about that stuff
<sigh> I guess I'll just have to make do with "Frank is Super Awesome."
There is nothing wrong with that. Admiring squirrels, I mean. As to the other stuff: Have you ever tried to catch a squirrel? Well if you do, you'll understand that you'll need all you can get, to keep hold if it.
I hear you are somewhat awesome Frank, perhaps you should join us on our heist of Frontier to gain the secrets of 'Beyond' and whats coming beyond that!
I take it that from the title changes my application to become a mod has been rejected? If so then I need to find another distraction to take the mods mind off the secret plans... Anyone got any ideas?
I can't tell whether you are being sarcastic or not.Are you being sarcastic?
Note, I am teasing here and going along with the topic of the thread. I am not serious here.
Nevermind being a Moderator, yeah, let Bran do that ... make me an Admin so that I can tidy this forum up and have it look like it makes sense.
I'll get Bran's support on this because then I could make him a moderator
#MakeAlienAnAdmin #MAAA #Alien4Admin
I like this idea as I was thinking of putting together my Dream Team for moderating the forums, seems like Alien is getting Mr Brooks job... Which would make me chief moderator.
Any of you want to put yourselves forward with a role description and required payment - Tj will be paying us direct from his bank account which is where all our micro-transaction money goes anyway.
I take it that from the title changes my application to become a mod has been rejected? If so then I need to find another distraction to take the mods mind off the secret plans... Anyone got any ideas?
Come up with a 'leak' that says something like "If you visit all of the engineers and the Capital Worlds in a week you can get any ship with a 50% discount, and outfitting at 75% discount" (and make sure it only 'leaks' to the moderators!). That would keep them occupied for a week after they heard it.
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I hear you are somewhat awesome Frank, perhaps you should join us on our heist of Frontier to gain the secrets of 'Beyond' and whats coming beyond that!
I take it that from the title changes my application to become a mod has been rejected? If so then I need to find another distraction to take the mods mind off the secret plans... Anyone got any ideas?
I would be a much better getaway driver than Ziggy Stardust. The only problem is I don't know if all of you will fit in my Sidewinder. And I find any vehicles bigger than that difficult to park.
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The three bulls story
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them.
First Bull: "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I don't know where this newcomer is going to get HIS cows, but I aint' givin' him any of mine."
Second Bull: "That pretty much says it for me, too. I've been here 3 years and have earned my right to the 50 cows we've agreed are mine. I'll fight 'im till I run him off or kill 'im, but I'M KEEPIN' ALL MY COWS."
Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far you guys have only let me have 10 cows to "take care of". I may not be as big as you fellows (yet) but I am young and virile, so I simply MUST keep all MY cows."
They no sooner finished their big talk when an eighteen-wheeler pulls up in the middle of the pasture with only ONE ANIMAL IN IT: the biggest Son-of-Another-Bull these guys had ever seen! At 4700 pounds, each step he took toward the ground strained the steel ramp to the breaking point.
First Bull: "You know, it's actually been some time since I really felt I was doing all my cows justice, anyway. I think I can spare a few for our new friend."
Second Bull: "I'll have plenty of cows to take care of if I just stay on the opposite end of the pasture from HIM. I'm certainly not looking for argument." They look over at their young friend, the 3rd bull, and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting.
First Bull: "Son, let me give you some advice real quick. Let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."
Third Bull: "Hell, he can have ALL MY COWS. I'm just making sure he knows I'm a bull!"
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them.
First Bull: "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I don't know where this newcomer is going to get HIS cows, but I aint' givin' him any of mine."
Second Bull: "That pretty much says it for me, too. I've been here 3 years and have earned my right to the 50 cows we've agreed are mine. I'll fight 'im till I run him off or kill 'im, but I'M KEEPIN' ALL MY COWS."
Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far you guys have only let me have 10 cows to "take care of". I may not be as big as you fellows (yet) but I am young and virile, so I simply MUST keep all MY cows."
They no sooner finished their big talk when an eighteen-wheeler pulls up in the middle of the pasture with only ONE ANIMAL IN IT: the biggest Son-of-Another-Bull these guys had ever seen! At 4700 pounds, each step he took toward the ground strained the steel ramp to the breaking point.
First Bull: "You know, it's actually been some time since I really felt I was doing all my cows justice, anyway. I think I can spare a few for our new friend."
Second Bull: "I'll have plenty of cows to take care of if I just stay on the opposite end of the pasture from HIM. I'm certainly not looking for argument." They look over at their young friend, the 3rd bull, and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting.
First Bull: "Son, let me give you some advice real quick. Let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."
Third Bull: "Hell, he can have ALL MY COWS. I'm just making sure he knows I'm a bull!"
Ian Phillips
Volunteer Moderator
Thats what the goat was thinking when T.j dressed it in the squirrel bondage gear.
I have the impression (but I can be wrong) that the cow is making fun of the horse
I have the impression (but I can be wrong) that the cow is making fun of the horse
I doubt it. Cows are kind, friendly creatures, incapable of such mischief.