Greetings:
The murder hobos claim that they've destroyed over 3,000 ships. Even if we adjust that number to something more realistic by removing the chest thumping modifier, the nonsense quotient, and other assorted projections - down to a more realistic 75 ships, most of whom were likely NPCs, the fact remains that you probably know somebody who knows somebody else who read a limerick on the Trevithick bathroom wall that had a story about a NPC pirate who got 'ganked' by these guys.
That should make you very, very angry.
Not that someone would write on the wall - I mean, sure - but let's be honest, Trevithick is a dump and the ink is probably the only thing holding the wall up - but it should make you angry that there is murder most foul afoot. Let's not forget these guys seem to be having fun, which I'm sure is against the EULA, depending who is reading it, because I'm amazed what is in that document. (The Chili Con Carne recipe isn't half bad)
So I would like to propose that some of the more skilled pilots in our ranks (not me) set out to organize other skilled pilots (again, not me) to begin the systemic punishments of these nefarious rascals (not me) and see to it that we have proper space floggings being handed out like party favors at a New Years Eve celebration, as required.
Because I cannot pilot I'll contribute as I might - although I found out the Sidewinders aren't actually free and I have two loans and currently no way to make money such that I'll forever be stuck at Trevithick living in the mop closet, level 5 near the infirmary - hiding from angry debt collectors who not only want payment for the two ships I've crashed but also for student loans going back to 3015, but I digress. The thing is I cannot do much but I'll be happy to work as a secretary and help all of you brave pilots who join this noble effort keep track of the kills, being sure of course, to add the proper adjustments to the figures so that we meet with only the best sorts of success.
Sincerely,
-Wargfoot
The murder hobos claim that they've destroyed over 3,000 ships. Even if we adjust that number to something more realistic by removing the chest thumping modifier, the nonsense quotient, and other assorted projections - down to a more realistic 75 ships, most of whom were likely NPCs, the fact remains that you probably know somebody who knows somebody else who read a limerick on the Trevithick bathroom wall that had a story about a NPC pirate who got 'ganked' by these guys.
That should make you very, very angry.
Not that someone would write on the wall - I mean, sure - but let's be honest, Trevithick is a dump and the ink is probably the only thing holding the wall up - but it should make you angry that there is murder most foul afoot. Let's not forget these guys seem to be having fun, which I'm sure is against the EULA, depending who is reading it, because I'm amazed what is in that document. (The Chili Con Carne recipe isn't half bad)
So I would like to propose that some of the more skilled pilots in our ranks (not me) set out to organize other skilled pilots (again, not me) to begin the systemic punishments of these nefarious rascals (not me) and see to it that we have proper space floggings being handed out like party favors at a New Years Eve celebration, as required.
Because I cannot pilot I'll contribute as I might - although I found out the Sidewinders aren't actually free and I have two loans and currently no way to make money such that I'll forever be stuck at Trevithick living in the mop closet, level 5 near the infirmary - hiding from angry debt collectors who not only want payment for the two ships I've crashed but also for student loans going back to 3015, but I digress. The thing is I cannot do much but I'll be happy to work as a secretary and help all of you brave pilots who join this noble effort keep track of the kills, being sure of course, to add the proper adjustments to the figures so that we meet with only the best sorts of success.
Sincerely,
-Wargfoot
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