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lol - I'm not exactly undercover. I'm wearing the armband and shouting his slogans at people with a megaphone
PvP Time to Punish the Murder Hobos
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lol - I'm not exactly undercover. I'm wearing the armband and shouting his slogans at people with a megaphone
lol - I'm not exactly undercover. I'm wearing the armband and shouting his slogans at people with a megaphone
Friend,
I can understand why you went with Null.
You were scared and alone and out of options.
We could blame society, the schools, Coldplay or a variety of other societal ills but the assignment of blame really doesn't leave much room for healing.
I'm all about healing.
What I'm offering you is an option.
You no longer have to side with evil, oppression, and lukewarm pizza with pineapple topping. (1)
You have a choice now.
Look into your heart.
I'm sure you'll find your way.
-Wargfoot
-Spiritual Guide
-Karmic Debt Collectors
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1: Pretty much all Null has promised his followers.
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When Coldplay stops playing, Vin will stop murdering for the Overlord.
I also want someone to forcefeed a bowl of Kraft Mc & Cheese to that Paltrow chick. Make her drink a diet coke, too. Something with lots of aspartame.
This thread suffers from lack of poetry, you say?
There once was a scourge named DG
"Oh, who will now avenge me?"
The two-thousand players
All hardcore slayers
Within their own PG
There once was a scourge named DG
"Oh, who will now avenge me?"
The two-thousand players
All hardcore slayers
Within their own PG
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Lehman, never write a limerick again.
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While the majority of the 'muderhoboing' the OP refers to did actually take place in unregulated space, no system that doesn't actually impose consequences for actions could ever force such CMDRs out of regulated space for any length of time.
C&P is largely there to limit murder as a BGS tool, otherwise it would be far and away the easiest way to shift influence.
Those binary extremes aren't really reflective of the possible gameplay options. I don't feel that I've had to 'suck it up' and I certainly don't play in Solo or PG.
Impossible to reliably ascertain the motive of most such actions and your personal definition of legitimate objectives is probably too narrow for Frontier's tastes.
This is a complete fallacy.
The game is so phenomenally slanted in favor of defense that I'm astounded anyone with Horizons has their CMDRs ever get shot down at all, unless they were deliberately looking for trouble. Even without Horizons, the majority of hostile encounters can be avoided and the majority that cannot be avoided can be survived.
Unless the game increases it's already absurd dichotomy between CMDR and NPC, the sort of consequences that would be reasonable in a plausible setting will be far too harsh for most players to find appealing.
Most players couldn't handle a high verisimilitude C&P system and such a system would drive off players far more readily than anything other CMDRs could do. By and large, the player base seems to want C&P to be absent, except when it benefits them. It's this profound double standard that limits how far Frontier will go with C&P.
Well, only the consequences you bring with you.
So... you like it? *blush*
I kind of see it as just the beginning of an epic poem charting your rise to glory and power. Picture the scene, in the soon-to-be-realized future. You sitting in your great hall, surrounded by trusty warriors like a Viking Lord of old, flagons of mead going around, firelight flickering on the rafters... oh wait.. does this go with spaceships? Oh to hell with it, we could be having a cosplay theme night, right? Where was I? Oh right, flagons of mead, flaxen haired maidens, the scent of roasting meats, the tinkling of a harp, and I, your faithful bard, intoning these words aloud! You know... I seem to feel inspiration coming on again!
Frankly, I think WargzBard should be a depressed android.
LOL, well I can be a bit bi-polar at times. Does that help?
Oh by the way my lord, you know how those tiresome gankers go ZO all the time? I think your folllowers should say WO, because that is what you'll bring to our enemies, geddit?
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So... you like it? *blush*
I kind of see it as just the beginning of an epic poem charting your rise to glory and power. Picture the scene, in the soon-to-be-realized future. You sitting in your great hall, surrounded by trusty warriors like a Viking Lord of old, flagons of mead going around, firelight flickering on the rafters... oh wait.. does this go with spaceships? Oh to hell with it, we could be having a cosplay theme night, right? Where was I? Oh right, flagons of mead, flaxen haired maidens, the scent of roasting meats, the tinkling of a harp, and I, your faithful bard, intoning these words aloud! You know... I seem to feel inspiration coming on again!
As much as I like the picture you're conjuring, the sad fact is I'm only the record keeper for the organization.
We're in desperate need of real leadership.
I briefly considered Null because, you know, two birds with one stone, but then pushed the idea out of my mind because a leader should always be able to find his pants. This got me to thinking, maybe we should have a female leader because men will follow a woman anywhere. NOW THAT would make for an excellent epic poem! So I think for the time being we should look for female leadership to highlight our forward thinking and to better contrast with the throwbacks that make up Null's legions.
I'm looking in Krash's direction.
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The Karmic Debt Collectors could use a 'Head of Marketing and Memes' guy.
Damn, that would involve a few rewrites! Might mean a writer's strike! As you wish my lord, but I had assumed you had already felt the touch of destiny's hand. Don't be shy to answer the call!
No but seriously I adore Krash and would follow her anywhere. As you wish, my lord. But what did you think of my WO idea?
It is solid, but if Krash leads then KO would totally rule!
KO = Knock Out
Cats are bae.
Zoltah,
It appears that Krash is out so I wouldn't bother re-writing any poetry.
She did manage to bring to light the issue that many may perceive our efforts as a 'trap'.
Probably because your poetry includes a line about 'flaxen haired maidens', which lets be honest, is so very 3285.
Wouldn't you agree?
We need to find a way to gain people's trust - this is more complicated than I initially imagined.
I've some thinking to do.
-Wargfoot
-Record Keeper
-Karmic Debt Collectors
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*pouting* Well, I'm put out.
Krash tends to be a bit paranoid and likes to be the strong and silent type. You never know, she might come round. If she does, I'm good with female leadership, and any bard worth their *salt* (geddit? lol) can handle a few rewrites. You don't like flaxen haired maidens? Oh well... each to their own I guess. And that bit wasn't going in the poem, that was meant to be the celebration party with Zarek's head hanging on the wall.
And don't be so easily discouraged by the mockery of the PvP rabble! *
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* I am kidding.
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