Update 8 for Elite Dangerous: Odyssey and Horizons Update pre-deployment schedule

[Factabulous]

Well done to all the overnight 'where patch notes at?' posters - excellent work - we only usually manage an hour or so, so

Now - who volunteered to do the 'why are the servers coming down?' posts ? you're about due*. And we also need the 'why is it not here yet, I don't understand timezones!' people ready to go as well - gotta keep this orderly!

* Do you like the use of nested question marks? - feels so wrong

 

[CMDR Sheehy]

Well done to all the overnight 'where patch notes at?' posters - excellent work - we only usually manage an hour or so, so

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Now - who volunteered to do the 'why are the servers coming down?' posts ? you're about due*. And we also need the 'why is it not here yet, I don't understand timezones!' people ready to go as well - gotta keep this orderly!

* Do you like the use of nested question marks? - feels so wrong

Are we there yet?

 

[Taimaru]

I'm glad I bought a new F5 key...

...F5...F5...F5...

 

[Factabulous]

Are we there yet?

....

 

[Zieman]

At approximately 09:00 BST (08:00 UTC)
'Servers will be offline in one hour' warning deployed.

Was going to start asking why the servers offline in one hour message hasn't appeared yet, it's been 4 minutes already?!?, when I checked and saw the word 'approximately' there...

 

[Wimmer]

I am sorry to say this but my friend and who have both played elite since it very first started will no longerplay this wonderful game if the patchnotes is not published within fifteen minutes. We have talked at length about this and this our conclusion.

 

[Bigmaec]

I am sorry to say this but my friend and who have both played elite since it very first started will no longerplay this wonderful game if the patchnotes is not published within fifteen minutes. We have talked at length about this and this our conclusion.

10/10 Bazmesons.
Well done.

 

[LeoBartlet]

I am sorry to say this but my friend and who have both played elite since it very first started will no longerplay this wonderful game if the patchnotes is not published within fifteen minutes. We have talked at length about this and this our conclusion.

5/10 for the effort you forgot to mention you have a youtube channel and will no longer stream the game to your 5 viewers.

 

[Rubbernuke]

Unwraps Curly Wurly

 

[yianniv]

I am sorry to say this but my friend and who have both played elite since it very first started will no longerplay this wonderful game if the patchnotes is not published within fifteen minutes. We have talked at length about this and this our conclusion.

I suggest FD create a Tourist Beacon with this

 

[Bigmaec]

I suggest FD create a Tourist Beacon with this

Best Tourist Bacon ever

 

[Frop]

Y'all joking about it, but if you don't want to be badgered about schedules, don't post schedules and then not stick to them.

 

[LeoBartlet]

Y'all joking about it, but if you don't want to be badgered about schedules, don't post schedules and then not stick to them.

A battle plan rarely survives first contact with the enemy.

 

[CMDR Sheehy]

Approximately!!!

 

[Mrjupp]

Well done to all the overnight 'where patch notes at?' posters - excellent work - we only usually manage an hour or so, so

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Now - who volunteered to do the 'why are the servers coming down?' posts ? you're about due*. And we also need the 'why is it not here yet, I don't understand timezones!' people ready to go as well - gotta keep this orderly!

* Do you like the use of nested question marks? - feels so wrong

Why are the servers down (any time soon)? Oh an update? Will it work? Why is X missing? What's with the shadows? I still can't do Y!

 

[CMDR Sheehy]

Even right now, Sally's face is getting hotter than ever as she rushes to brilliantly adopt the patch notes to our untrained and eager eyes...

 

[Frop]

A battle plan rarely survives first contact with the enemy.

Then don't post your battle plan on the internet. Give it the whole vague package delivery thing where they will be with you somewhere between 8 AM and 8 PM.

 

[LeoBartlet]

Then don't post your battle plan on the internet. Give it the whole vague package delivery thing where they will be with you somewhere between 8 AM and 20 PM.

Would you like an egg?

 

[CMDR Sheehy]

20pm? Which world are you on, CMDR?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Good luck on the patch notes!