Weird things that happen while the servers are down ??

[CMDR GRAEME COWELL]

One of the Dev's has to manually delete all the expired limpets...

 

[M00ka]

A bunch of NPCs have to fly to Dav's Hope and throw around all those mats again. Then they have to fly to all the landable bodies and sweep up all the tyre tracks from everyone's SRVs

 

[Rubbernuke]

Someone has to apply makeup and blush to the Powerplay leaders.

 

[wenkman]

Educational Sessions for NPC Orca pilots to always announce everything over the system channel

 

[Linnunrata]

Obelisk data gets reuploaded.

Also guardian sentinel dispensers get a refill.

 

[M00ka]

System Authority Ships give a collective sigh of relief because now for an hour they can actually do their damn job without some civilian wantabe pilot taking all the accolades for keeping the peace!

 

[Ashnak]

One of the Dev's has to manually delete all the expired limpets...

Nah - that's intern work. But someone also has to refuel all the Neutron stars.

 

[Alpenniless]

New NPCs training.

 

[Linnunrata]

New NPCs training.

+ delivering the sad news for the next of kin.

"I'm sad to inform you that your son Bruce Wayne, a competent combat pilot, has fallen in the service of Lawd 203 Purple Mafia. He was bravely engaging a cutter in his shieldless Asp Scout during a routine piracy operation. Just 5 tons of auto-fabricators would've been enough, but alas it was not meant to be. His memory will live in the legacy of Lawd 203 Purple Mafia forever, or at least until the next BGS tick."

 

[gooddoc]

The server hamsters are fed & re-hydrated

 

[M00ka]

Galatic Meals on Wheels delivering dinner to countless children who did hungry tonight because their idiotic father tried to pirate an Elite Corvette in his unshielded Viper.

 

[0ldSkull]

Someone has to apply makeup and blush to the Powerplay leaders.

There should be another thread on why Aisling was blushing after the servers were down. (Maybe on some other forum...)

 

[Taimaru]

The bars have to be restocked on the top 1% of liners.

 

[sinkarma]

The Dark Wheel silently eliminate any clues to raxxla

 

[M00ka]

1,000's of couples happily get married without broadcasting their doubts to the entire bleeding galaxy!

 

[Semivivus]

Someone steals 26 million from my carrier, sometimes more.

 

[M00ka]

Someone steals 26 million from my carrier, sometimes more.

But you said I could help myself to your liquor cabinet .....

 

[Terekhov]

Raaxla is moved (whilst the rest of us are unable to observe the process and most importantly, where they relocate it to....)

 

[MickyG1982]

One of the Dev's has to manually delete all the expired limpets...

Someone steps outside...

 

[GloatingSwine]

Someone washes all the mugs at Hutton.