Weird things that happen while the servers are down ??

[Navigare Necesse Est]

The database for hot ship parts gets a backup copy.

 

[Navigare Necesse Est]

A new story bit unlocks. About 0.05% of active players are supposed to ever find it. And of these 0.05% only 0.01% are expected to ever decode it.

 

[Rubbernuke]

What you don't know is each week Grom is manscaped.

 

[Terekhov]

Someone washes all the mugs at Hutton.

Now you're just being silly

 

[thelion]

Another Freeconda is sent to Hutton

 

[Bigmaec]

The intergalactic banking union is printing new money for all the Pilots Federation rebuys coming next week.

 

[Factabulous]

As soon as the servers are down all the NPCs switch to their Panther Clippers, go for a quick spin around the station and then dock again and switch back to their CM4s while giggling. Took them ages to code up the giggles, and yet the players never even see them - that's the kind of attention to detail we get from fdev - we salute you!

o7

 

[metatheurgist]

The 99% of not top liners come out and play.

 

[[PS4 Pro - PC] earthtone99]

There is a galactic failure of spinning stations, be careful if you space flush your cache.

 

[Rubbernuke]

This happens:

 

[Rock Hunter]

What you don't know is each week Grom is manscaped.

Someone should have been fired a long time ago.

 

[Rubbernuke]

Someone should have been fired a long time ago.

Below the waist its smooth and proper.

 

[thelion]

FDEV remove the module that makes the Cobra mk IV rubbish

 

[Rock Hunter]

Below the waist its smooth and proper.

Smooth, I imagine like an Action Man’s undies - it would account for the mardy countenance.

Let’s not forget the cheeky so and so who tampers with the oxygen vents in the habitation areas of every outpost. He’s a busy lad.

 

[xzanfr]

All the FD employees around the world that pilot the "npc's" get a cup of tea and a digestive.

 

[efoo]

Princess Aisling Duval had a break from her royal duty and went to bed with me...

 

[Cosmo]

They replace the hamsters in the servers.

 

[John Stoutbeard]

They try to fix the top 1% Cruiseliner Entertainment systems.

 

[clouddancer]

Time and space stops, then someone gives the elephant a banana.

 

[pnellesen]

I sometimes notice this thing I believe is called a "window", and "outside" there appears to be a large, orange ball of fusing Hydrogen in the sky (which is this odd color I believe is called "blue"), and I find my body getting up and moving around in unusual, awkward patterns.