Weird things that happen while the servers are down ??

[Achtung-Goomba]

Has nobody said it yet? You know what’s coming...

DOOOOOOOOM!

 

[SlickPBW]

She finally finishes her wedding vows.

But then changes her mind before the servers come back up.

 

[Navigare Necesse Est]

They replace the hamsters in the servers.

Wha- what happens to the replaced hamsters?

 

[Bottom Hat]

Someone has to remove all the floating bits of crap left from the dead belugas that always get stuck in the mailslot.

 

[zimms]

Princess Aisling Duval had a break from her royal duty and went to bed with me...

You have one of those weird pillows?

 

[Fawkner]

FDev do a bit of moonlighting on Star Citizen!

 

[The Roofus]

The Irish landing control officer moves to whatever station I'm landing at next...I swear that dude is EVERYWHERE

 

[0ldSkull]

I sometimes notice this thing I believe is called a "window", and "outside" there appears to be a large, orange ball of fusing Hydrogen in the sky (which is this odd color I believe is called "blue"), and I find my body getting up and moving around in unusual, awkward patterns.

And then people start demanding that I do stuff. I don't like it.

 

[Mr T]

I open my Steam library and take half an hour or so trying to decide which different game I'm going to play. By the time I've decided the downtime is over and I can play Elite Dangerous again.

 

[CMDR GRAEME COWELL]

The hypnotist utters the trigger phrase so all the NPC factions whose ships we have been destroying all week, forget they hate us, and start offering us work again.

 

[Bruce Warren]

Space station main doors are closed. Overlapping shields at toast rack shut down for maintenance.

 

[Winterwalker]

The Occupied Escape Pod Fairy sprinkles the Galaxy with unicorn magic and bootleg liquor.