General / Off-Topic What colour socks are you wearing?

[Oss133]

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offenders will be severely punished with the compulsary wearing of too tight tartan sock suspenders for a week.

This may be the kinkiest thing I have encountered since receiving a frogman's outfit and a tin of pineapple rings in a misdirected parcel 6 years ago.

 

[Sir.Tj]

Ah the hob ***, great great biscuit......what's that......oh crikey it's the banhammer for moving off topic....arrgghhhh run for your life!!!!

This may be the kinkiest thing I have encountered since receiving a frogman's outfit and a tin of pineapple rings in a misdirected parcel 6 years ago.

I'm really starting to worry about you....You're not Psykokow in disguise are you?

 

[Oss133]

I'm really starting to worry about you....You're not Psykokow in disguise are you?

Interestingly, you are not the first person to ask me that. I think I replied previously that I was not sure whether to be flattered or horrified.

I am not sure whether you have access to our private messages but if you do you will see that psykokow and I have been corresponding about News. If he and I are one and the same person then he is even crazier than you first suspected.

 

[Sparticus]

Just home from Work - and it's not the socks that are the issue - I have Stinky Feet at the moment - Phew !!!!!!!

 

[Sir.Tj]

he is even crazier than you first suspected.

I don't think thats actually possible.

 

[Rollo]

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Please stay on subject!!! All this talk about biscuits violates every forum rule known to man and offenders will be severely punished with the compulsary wearing of too tight tartan sock suspenders for a week.

Indeed as it was not bad enough that people actually wear anything else then black socks, there are also sockless persons (disgusting in itself if you're not living by the beach with no colder than +20c year around) posting!

Interestingly, you are not the first person to ask me that. I think I replied previously that I was not sure whether to be flattered or horrified.

I am not sure whether you have access to our private messages but if you do you will see that psykokow and I have been corresponding about News. If he and I are one and the same person then he is even crazier than you first suspected.

I think you and psykokow between you are contriving to keep me off the forums.

 

[Oss133]

I think you and psykokow between you are contriving to keep me off the forums.

It appears we have been succeeding. Go Team!

 

[Sir.Tj]

Indeed as it was not bad enough that people actually wear anything else then black socks, there are also sockless persons (disgusting in itself if you're not living by the beach with no colder than +20c year around) posting!

I think you and psykokow between you are contriving to keep me off the forums.

Priest black only.

Father Ted

 

[psykokow]

I didnt know a hobnob was a biscuit,, I thought it was a vocation..

Damn I have some apologies to make at the local cafe..

 

[Sir.Tj]

I didnt know a hobnob was a biscuit,, I thought it was a vocation..

Damn I have some apologies to make at the local cafe..

Shame I can't rep you for that one.


Right that it... I'm closing the thread and banning the lot of you....

Be prepared to receive your way too tight sock suspenders in the post tomorrow.

 

[Kerrash]

Gonzo socks today!

 

[Oss133]

I didnt know a hobnob was a biscuit,, I thought it was a vocation..

Damn I have some apologies to make at the local cafe..

Shame I can't rep you for that one.

I also find myself in the embarrassing position of a reppage shortfall. A very heartfelt Pish and Tush to the damnable forum rep system, I say.

 

[Philip Coutts]

Never thought I'd say this but this is rapidly becomming my favourite thread on here. There seems to be a lot of anger creeping in around the forum and some pretty insulting comments. In here you get peaceful comments about socks and biscuits *contented sigh*

 

[Oss133]

The correct amount of sockage induces a zen-like state.

http://thezenofsocks.blogspot.co.uk/

 

[Sir.Tj]

biscuits *contented sigh*

No biscuit talk!!!!

 

[Philip Coutts]

No biscuit talk!!!!

<sobs & starts slowly rocking on the floor> Sorry sir, socks only in future......

Can't wait for Saturday, I think I'll mix it up with my orange "cool carrot socks" or my blue ones with "Geeky pea" on them.

 

[Sir.Tj]

<sobs & starts slowly rocking on the floor> Sorry sir, socks only in future......

Can't wait for Saturday, I think I'll mix it up with my orange "cool carrot socks" or my blue ones with "Geeky pea" on them.

I feel a bit bad now...

Go-on then, one biscuit mention.

 

[ianw]

Today I am mostly wearing black cotton socks.

But ..

*smug breathy voiceover*

These aren't just any socks, these are Marks & Spencer's Luxury Cotton Socks

And they come with a little slip of very fine luxury paper inside so they rustle luxuriously when you unpack them..

 

[Oss133]

I now have some serious sock envy.

 

[Philip Coutts]

I feel a bit bad now...

Go-on then, one biscuit mention.

Tunnocks caramel wafer, the king of biscuits! Happy now.