General / Off-Topic What is Steam? An investigation.

Hello CMDRs.

I've been following the forums, and recently there seems to have been a lot of talk about 'Steam'.

Here in the UK, we've been using electricity for some time. It has many uses - lighting, making the TV work, and suicide (hairdrier/bathful of water required) to name a few. However, as an old school gamer, I was intrigued as to how my gaming might be improved using this 'Steam' technology. So, I decided to do some investigation. Read and learn!

Steam

Steam is basically vapourised water. You need to heat the water to it's boiling point - normally 100C. At this temperature, the molecules in the water move around really really quickly, and bang into each other. The water 'boils', and steam is generated. Whilst we'll be using the steam for our gaming, this boiling water need not go to waste! It can be used for bathing (allow time to cool) and making beverages such as tea and coffee (add milk/sugar to taste). No waste - so looks like this steam powered gaming could be good for the environment too!

Indeed, steam's non-computer related uses are endless.

For example, it's used in:

  • Trains (particularly of interest to unmarried 30-somethings)
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  • Weird tents
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  • and household cleaning chores!
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More info on steam can be found here.

Steam gaming

Information in this field was quite scarce. However, I assume you'll need a suitable computer to engage in 'steam gaming'.

I've searched the web and found this 'steam rig':

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Quite smart isn't it? However, beware of those cables. Oh - and you may wish to leave a window open, to combat condensation, and perhaps take off your jumper if it gets too hot.

Are there any games available?

Well yes, apparently there are. Apparently there's a game called "Half Life". I don't know much about this, but I've heard about "Second Life". I think Half Life must be a shorter version, and on floppy disk.

Conclusion

Well, I'm always eager to move into new things, explore new possibilities, and try the bizarre and unusual. However, I'm not sure about this 'Steam' thing. The risks involved in hot water-based gaming cannot be ignored. Not only is the sheer temperature a cause for concern (I mean - 100C - that nearly killed Princess Margaret), but fighting limescale will be such a chore. Furthermore, mixing boiling water and your computer is potentially hazardous, so best be on your guard. Wear a pair of sturdy rubber boots to protect yourself against electric shock.

Enjoy, CMDRs.
 
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