What's with these Wedding Barges?

[Marra Morgan]

(Not IC anyway. She's pretty okay OOC.)

Nice save

 

[CMDR Argent Steel]

Nice save

Hush you.

 

[Pyrebird]

Proof men evolve very slowly LOL

Even in the year 3300 we're still whipped enough to give up a life on the galactic rim in a fast fancy ship raking in the credits in exchange for setting up roots on farmland homestead on an agricultural world The days of bounty hunting long behind... trading a sidearm and a boundless sky for a rake and lawnmower within the bounds of a white picket fence.

Then again, there is the possibility to settle for the purpose of cultivating Onionhead...

Yes, I'm married and a hypocrite. Haha.

Sounds good to me. Gain fame and fortune killing the scum of the Galaxy, then settle down with a cute girl from the planet that I made my home base. Sell most of my ships, keeping the trading ship and Anaconda (which I'm saving up for at the moment) then spend the rest of my life acting as a legendary protector of my planet.
Sounds great.

When I pull the trigger I tell myself I am sparing him years of misery

It's only misery if you make the wrong choice. Hence why I'm not even going to attempt to date someone.

 

[Vandaahl]

It's gotten to the point that I just murder them then pay off the bounty when I can.
Especially the ones where the groom says      like "I don't know if I can go through with this"
JUST         DO IT.

"I've never seen the whole family together..." always triggers me

"And you never will again!"

*BAOOM*

 

[kofeyh]

I think of the wedding barge, much like the shouty priest in Whiterun (Skyrim).

Spoiler

One day, the shouty priest stopped being shouty; something to do with taking a (bound bow) arrow to the neck from long range. Sadly because it sort of ruined the atmosphere, I'd revert save and the shouty talos priest would be back to shouting again. My need for things to exist, sometimes wins over my need for things to die in a fire in the pit of hell already.

When I finally snap, in ED, all barges will go down in fire and flames. All of them. It will become my lifes work. My greatest achievement.

Edit: err okay, wow, that got dark a bit quick.

 

[JacoTheBad]

Divorce Barge. Could be a thing in the future, who knows?

... I think those are the Farragut Battle Cruisers

 

[sqzbox1]

So you are a soulless pirate and have a mission to kill eleventy-eleven civilians? Where you gonna find 'em? On wedding barges, and funeral barges, and those cowardly scum running away from the wars. That's what they are for - they are mission targets.

 

[Pyrebird]

"I've never seen the whole family together..." always triggers me

"And you never will again!"

*BAOOM*

Not gonna lie, I told a barge that yesterday. I was in the furthest out populated system (Maia) and one was there.

 

[CMDR Poet Starwind]

Space piñata, delicious candy!

 

[FiddenUK]

When I finally snap, in ED, all barges will go down in fire and flames. All of them. It will become my lifes work. My greatest achievement.

Edit: err okay, wow, that got dark a bit quick.

Looks like we think alike (post #20)