Where is Elite: Dangerous?

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Lordy, half way through this thread and my sides are splitting. I'm out exploring and consistently over-shooting every planet in the system.
 
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Try not to BUMP into a star!

Please stop it :p already bumped in to a star today, but that's another story for another day

Actually I was shopping in Tesco's last month and I saw GTAV going for £18 and thought I'll be having that. A few hours later I opened the box and put the disc into the console and the Xbox One said something like 'this disc ain't compatible'. I went :eek: . and took the disc out and finally my blind spot disappeared and I realised [rolleyes] that I had a goddamn 360 disc in my hand.
Blind Spots [wacky] - we all have them..... only not so publicly.... [up]
 
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Please stop it :p already bumped in to a star today, but that's another story for another day

Actually I was shopping in Tesco's last month and I saw GTAV going for £18 and thought I'll be having that. A few hours later I opened the box and put the disc into the console and the Xbox One said something like 'this disc ain't compatible'. I went :eek: . and took the disc out and finally my blind spot disappeared and I realised [rolleyes] that I had a goddamn 360 disc in my hand.
Blind Spots [wacky] - we all have them..... only not so publicly.... [up]

That's amazing. +1
 
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I keep coming back, and this thread... ...it's still alive. Every time. It just won't die. It's like Betty White. I just keep seeing her, old as the hills, then suddenly it's 25 years later, AND SHE'S STILL ON TV! WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING ON TV, BETTY?! WHAT MANNERY OF SORCERY KEEPS HER GOIN'?!

Or like that bird from Son of Zorn. The problem with the old ones is, they don't want to die. So they just don't.

It's almost like a forum away from the forum. It's own little entity. Like a shelter from the chaos. Only this too is chaos, but different chaos. Like, nice Chaos. Not like that #@$hole pile of blue Jellatin brand Jello. Ahhhh, Jello. Made from cow bones that is. They throw cows into vats, and let them melt down in to a fine powdery soup. You're eating bone soup. Gross. Well, I suppose not as a gross as the glue you're using. That's made from horses that one. ....Horses.... I don't know why I find that so funny.

"Where's Princess Sprinkles, daddy?"

"Glue."

"W-what?"

"She's glue now."

"W-what do you mean?"

"I sent her to the glue factory, she's glue now."

"W-why. daddy?! WHY?"

"Well you were whining, "Wah, wah, I want a pony!!!" and for what? You rode her twice, got bored, and I sold her to make glue."

*sob*

"Princess Sprinkles is what's holding your macaroni art together."

"B-but there's a cow on the bottle!"

"Speaking of cows.... I've got something to tell you about Bertha."

"Daddy, no."
 
I keep coming back, and this thread... ...it's still alive. Every time. It just won't die. It's like Betty White. I just keep seeing her, old as the hills, then suddenly it's 25 years later, AND SHE'S STILL ON TV! WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING ON TV, BETTY?! WHAT MANNERY OF SORCERY KEEPS HER GOIN'?!

Or like that bird from Son of Zorn. The problem with the old ones is, they don't want to die. So they just don't.

It's almost like a forum away from the forum. It's own little entity. Like a shelter from the chaos. Only this too is chaos, but different chaos. Like, nice Chaos. Not like that #@$hole pile of blue Jellatin brand Jello. Ahhhh, Jello. Made from cow bones that is. They throw cows into vats, and let them melt down in to a fine powdery soup. You're eating bone soup. Gross. Well, I suppose not as a gross as the glue you're using. That's made from horses that one. ....Horses.... I don't know why I find that so funny.

"Where's Princess Sprinkles, daddy?"

"Glue."

"W-what?"

"She's glue now."

"W-what do you mean?"

"I sent her to the glue factory, she's glue now."

"W-why. daddy?! WHY?"

"Well you were whining, "Wah, wah, I want a pony!!!" and for what? You rode her twice, got bored, and I sold her to make glue."

*sob*

"Princess Sprinkles is what's holding your macaroni art together."

"B-but there's a cow on the bottle!"

"Speaking of cows.... I've got something to tell you about Bertha."

"Daddy, no."

Thank god I had rep available for this emergency.
 
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