Witness the scary claw hands in action

Some of you said it was not true.

You said "it is merely a legend, I have not seen it and so I do not believe"

Well, now, see it for yourself!

The claws do exist!

Beware the Hooded Claw of Braben...

[video=youtube_share;aL2_oa_5D8A]https://youtu.be/aL2_oa_5D8A[/video]
 
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Well, I took a time travel machine into the future inside the Frontier Developments Headquarters during the release of another expansion. I heard a repetitive noise, almost sounded like a cash register with tons of customers:
[video=youtube;ZeET7Z1ZGlw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeET7Z1ZGlw[/video]
 
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Victims of the claw of Braben!

How many more?

How many more must fall victim?

Fall victim to his brutal claws?
 
How many more?
How many more must fall victim?
Fall victim to his brutal claws?

I hear that after he crushes them, he uses them as missiles to throw at interns that wander into his office.
Rumor has it there is a small mountain of smashed pads just behind his door
 
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I hear that after he crushes them, he uses them as missiles to throw at interns that wander into his office.
Rumor has it there is a small mountain of smashed pads just behind his door

[video=youtube;1w2dMekIJLw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w2dMekIJLw[/video]

There is definitely something in this. When cross checked against David Icke's teachings, it is easy to see there is a connection between the claw like hands and the 'Archons' he is always banging on about.

I am starting to suspect David is really a shape shifting lizard...
 
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