Newcomer / Intro You know you're playing too much Elite Dangerous when...

[Tyres O'Flaherty]

When you are sitting on the throne and wonder why you're not hearing "Landing pads retracted: hangar bays secure..."

 

[Thwarptide]

When your wife drags you 80 miles away to some quaint antiques store, while shes browsing for that one of a kind old chest, you’re off looking for guardian relics.

 

[Tyres O'Flaherty]

When you turn on the lights in your house and you feel smug that you've successfully powered up the settlement.

 

[Tyres O'Flaherty]

This one, sadly, happened just now. When you look at your modile when it's off and think "that looks just like the "atmosphere vent" panel before the settlement is powered on.

 

[Nadreck]

When I'm driving a car and I approach a bend, and find that I can't flip the car onto its side and pitch up. I have to use the yaw control instead.

 

[Tyres O'Flaherty]

When I'm looking at my PC monitor and wonder why it's not offering me any missions or loadout options.

 

[starman]

You think you actually are a million/billionaire in real life.

You spot locations https://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hutton_(Essex)

 

[VikMorroHun]

Reminds me of what happened a couple of months ago, a neighbour further down my road tried using a weed burner, in the process they managed to set fire to some dried leaves which in turn set fire to a garden shed and a couple of fences, there was also fire damage to window frames on 2 houses.

That's why it is better to start a settlement on celestial bodies with tenuous atmosphere.

 

[Tyres O'Flaherty]

When someone says "That was really odd!" and you reply "Well, try EDH then".

 

[EliteBiggsy666]

when you get home from work and try climbing in via the letterbox.