PvP Zarek Null declared Overlord of the Galaxy by the Guardians

Zarek Null

Zarek Null
Spacebaboy said:
The one overriding lesson that the Universe teaches is: perspective. You learn you're alone in a cold, meaningless place which is overwhelmingly empty. Titles and power are merely a meaningless sideshow.

Anyone who hasn't the intelligence to grasp this, i.e. wants to be Overlord, is basically on a par with a child who puts a paper crown on his head, won from a cracker, at Christmas time. Unless there's a salary and wenches involved. Which isn't the case.

Zarek Null, Bristol City Four.
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Realizing that the universe has no intrinsic meaning to offer us is precisely why we are forced to create it for ourselves.
 

Sebastian Rooks

Sebastian Rooks
Spacebaboy said:
The one overriding lesson that the Universe teaches is: perspective. You learn you're alone in a cold, meaningless place which is overwhelmingly empty. Titles and power are merely a meaningless sideshow.

Anyone who hasn't the intelligence to grasp this, i.e. wants to be Overlord, is basically on a par with a child who puts a paper crown on his head, won from a cracker, at Christmas time. Unless there's a salary and wenches involved. Which isn't the case.

Zarek Null, Bristol City Four.
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In my experience, salary + wenches = children. He's already proven that he's got a child care program. Just sayin'...

Rooks o7
 

StiTch

StiTch
Spacebaboy said:
The one overriding lesson that the Universe teaches is: perspective. You learn you're alone in a cold, meaningless place which is overwhelmingly empty. Titles and power are merely a meaningless sideshow.

Anyone who hasn't the intelligence to grasp this, i.e. wants to be Overlord, is basically on a par with a child who puts a paper crown on his head, won from a cracker, at Christmas time. Unless there's a salary and wenches involved. Which isn't the case.

Zarek Null, Bristol City Four.
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I am not actually part of Zarek's dominion, but from a bystander's perspective he is the hero that Gotham needs. He is giving you meaning; he is throwing off yonder paper crown, and saying "I needeth no paper circlet! Festive crackers being pulled apart and distributing crowns is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from brutally destroying thy foes, until one is accepted as Overlord by all".

I personally endorse Zarek's message, and will accept his dominion myself if I can get me a nice position somewhere. Assistant lead content maker? Governing governmental governor? Executive psychic power advisor? See, already Zarek is bringing us the possibility of more jobs! All hail emergent content!
 
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Ziggy Stardust

Ziggy Stardust
StiTch said:
I am not actually part of Zarek's dominion
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Well ... you are in the galaxy, so technically ....

I personally endorse Zarek's message, and will accept his dominion myself if I can get me a nice position somewhere. Assistant lead content maker? Governing governmental governor? Executive psychic power advisor? See, already Zarek is bringing us the possibility of more jobs! All hail emergent content!
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Anyone want to hire an alien that fell to Earth 1300 years ago to predict it's downfall within 5 years and now has lived with being quite spectacularly wrong every second of those 1300 years?

I speak Mandarin, and am able to work both with and without supervision, and most importantly have no issues taking orders from people who have a pleasant mental defect.
 

StiTch

StiTch
Ziggy Stardust said:
Well ... you are in the galaxy, so technically ....
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When you assume...


Ziggy Stardust said:
I speak Mandarin, and am able to work both with and without supervision, and most importantly have no issues taking orders from people who have a pleasant mental defect.
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Better to be lead by one man with a pleasant mental defect than several hundred men with unpleasant mental defects. And what be defined as a defect? Einstein was autistic; perhaps it then be apt to call Zarek a pioneering genius too.

Either way, I just got bored of the previous government assigning each other leadership through party crackers.
 

Shinji Ikari

Shinji Ikari
Zarek Null said:
Votes are irrelevant. You can vote against the heat death of the universe all you want, but its occurrence remains inevitable. The Guardians figured out how to predict the future with total accuracy, and they've already determined that I will become Overlord of All. Now it's just a matter of time really. I haven't figured out *how* it will happen, but we do know that it *will* happen.
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[haha] Physics gold nugget incoming, the universe isn't deterministic, you thank QFT.
 

Mohrgan

Mohrgan
Why would someone who can read minds, need others to offer their ideas? The nill guy should know them, or at least have read them, by now.
 

Agony_Aunt

Agony_Aunt
Punished Mobius said:
It is in the PVP section because some mod wants to hide this glorious production from the general unwashed masses. So they stuck it into this dark dank corner of the forums. Bet its the same guy who made those death threats to the author of that article about us... [noob]
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Thank the gods! Someone using the word dank correctly!

@Zarek - funny as always. Keep it up.
 
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