Woah! Slow down there cowboy!
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Woah! Slow down there cowboy!
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- NB: code this bit once we've finished
- buffing up interiors for the next sale pitch.
// Must ask who wrote the above and if they know where the designs are.
REM: Who's left these notes in the code? The source-safe says this was last checked-in mid '16.... perhaps Tony knows...
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The bugs are the game now. It seems like they all just accept that as the gameplay.
There was a comment not long ago where someone said that they didn't realize how bad it must be for new players, because they know how to avoid the bugs, they avoid doing stuff that causes bugs, but new players don't know what to avoid doing.
No, they haven't still realised how much they have become conditioned to eat crap and accept it.
As much as I wasn't credited with any of my hazy predictions from last year in your round up of the less than startling results by the FaithfulIt's not an 'everything' game, it's a 'don't touch anything!' game
I predict another bad year for star citizen akin to, if not worse than the launch of 3.18. For all intents and purposes...I can see us ending the year on a variation of the 3.22 patch. Saying that...Ci~G will more than likely advance the patch numbers based on purely cosmetic or QoL additions to make some appearance of progress as they continually struggle to Gaffer tape the untested and incomplete server meshing code and persistence database into the now unmanageable (and unfixable) spaghetti Frankencode of StarEngine.
All the teams reportedly being drafted into progressing the PU will instead be put back on the continued development of Sqn 404 as the 'polishing phase' predictably turns back into frantically finishing up the basic (and entirely lacking) gameplay features for a tentative late 2025 release window. A full 10 years after it's initial targeted release date.
As for the PU...judging by early Q1 financial predictions, the entire year will be entirely concentrated on forcing the development teams into producing content solely for marketing and sales events rather than progressing the game
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They'll just add 2 new ships and the barely functioning starmap tier 0 and call it 3.23...it's worked since the release of JesusPatch 3.0, why change it? They can't ever get to the magical and almost mythical number 4...the idiot Roberts only got as far as that in the hex conversion tables before giving up and drawing pictures of light sabres on his school jotter...
(4)10 = (4)16
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Imagine robbers as a commander on a ship. There is a leak and the machine went out when the sea water came in. He's gonna order the leak fixed, then he's gonna belay that order and have the crew scurry to the engines, then to the pumps, water bucket brigade, a diver team to fix the leak, seal the hatches, run to and fro on the deck and then it wasn't him.As much as I wasn't credited with any of my hazy predictions from last year in your round up of the less than startling results by the Faithful
I predict another bad year for star citizen akin to, if not worse than the launch of 3.18. For all intents and purposes...I can see us ending the year on a variation of the 3.22 patch. Saying that...Ci~G will more than likely change the patch numbers based on purely cosmetic or QoL additions to make some appearance of progress as they continually struggle to Gaffer tape the untested and incomplete server meshing code and persistence database into the now unmanageable (and unfixable) spaghetti Frankencode of StarEngine.
All the teams reportedly being drafted into progressing the PU will instead be put back on the continued development of Sqn 404 as the 'polishing phase' predictably turns back into frantically finishing up the basic (and entirely lacking) gameplay features for a tentative late 2025 release window. A full 10 years after it's initial targeted release date.
As for the PU...judging by early Q1 financial predictions, the entire year will be entirely concentrated on forcing the development teams into producing content solely for marketing and sales events rather than progressing the game
Oh I dunno. I've been able to avoid all the SC bugs with amazing ease. Really. It's very simple.
You barking-mad optimist you!As much as I wasn't credited with any of my hazy predictions from last year in your round up of the less than startling results by the Faithful
I predict another bad year for star citizen akin to, if not worse than the launch of 3.18. For all intents and purposes...I can see us ending the year on a variation of the 3.22 patch. Saying that...Ci~G will more than likely change the patch numbers based on purely cosmetic or QoL additions to make some appearance of progress as they continually struggle to Gaffer tape the untested and incomplete server meshing code and persistence database into the now unmanageable (and unfixable) spaghetti Frankencode of StarEngine.
All the teams reportedly being drafted into progressing the PU will instead be put back on the continued development of Sqn 404 as the 'polishing phase' predictably turns back into frantically finishing up the basic (and entirely lacking) gameplay features for a tentative late 2025 release window. A full 10 years after it's initial targeted release date.
As for the PU...judging by early Q1 financial predictions, the entire year will be entirely concentrated on forcing the development teams into producing content solely for marketing and sales events rather than progressing the game
Yep, pretty muchAs much as I wasn't credited with any of my hazy predictions from last year in your round up of the less than startling results by the Faithful
I predict another bad year for star citizen akin to, if not worse than the launch of 3.18. For all intents and purposes...I can see us ending the year on a variation of the 3.22 patch. Saying that...Ci~G will more than likely change the patch numbers based on purely cosmetic or QoL additions to make some appearance of progress as they continually struggle to Gaffer tape the untested and incomplete server meshing code and persistence database into the now unmanageable (and unfixable) spaghetti Frankencode of StarEngine.
All the teams reportedly being drafted into progressing the PU will instead be put back on the continued development of Sqn 404 as the 'polishing phase' predictably turns back into frantically finishing up the basic (and entirely lacking) gameplay features for a tentative late 2025 release window. A full 10 years after it's initial targeted release date.
As for the PU...judging by early Q1 financial predictions, the entire year will be entirely concentrated on forcing the development teams into producing content solely for marketing and sales events rather than progressing the game
Never encountered a single one myself.
Badger and I popped onto SC the other night...since neither of us had played in almost a year (proper Grand Admiral concierge backers that we are). After half an hour each picking a new hairdo from the exhaustive list of half a dozen new and fancy coiffures in the character creator... surprise, surprise...nothing else worked
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As much as I wasn't credited with any of my hazy predictions from last year in your round up of the less than startling results by the Faithful
Yeah I only did dishonourable mentions this year
Oh look, it's Roblox but with fancier graphics.Also behold this pilot, at one with their cargo