The system of Lave, home to over 4 billion people, has erupted into civil war today. The conflict started just hours after news broke that the frontier system was planning to change the pronunciation of its name.
We spoke to local resident and farmer, Gryph Jones, who woke up this morning to find he now has to pronounce his home planet as Lah Vey. He had this to say on the matter:
"Pah!, I won't say I support this war, the revolutionaries are monsters and criminals, but the inability of the local government to get our name right is exactly why those folks are so unpopular here! The Alliance are too busy playing with Linguistics and Tree Grubs - maybe both sides will kill each other off, I can't help but think we'd be better off for it.”