I'd like to see you become a mod and keep your cool 100% of the time. I don't think I'd want the job if this is the sort of thing they have to contend with day in day out. If it were me I'd get myself in to so much trouble.
I've been a mod, and not trolling is a good start, and yes it's frustrating. Why anybody takes it on with a forum like this is beyond me, I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole.