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Alien

Alien
Elite Is My Life

Elite Is My Life (parody of Love Of My Life by Queen)

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/6369786/Elite Forum/Elite Is My Life.wav

Elite is my life, Thargoids hurt me
They've broken my hull and they won't leave me
Elite is my life, can't you see?
now it's back, now it's back,
don't take it away from me because
you don't know, what it means to me.

Elite is my life, pirates hound me,
they've stolen my cargo and then desert me
Elite is my life can't you see?
now it's back, now it's back
don't take it away from me because
you don't know, what it means to me

We all remember, wireframe blew us over
it was all 8 bit by the way
Now we are older, on this forum we reside to remind you
that we still love you, we still love you.

(instrumental)

Oh hurry back, hurry back
soon(tm) isn't soon enough for me, because
you don't know, what it means to me
Elite is my life, Elite is my life
Oooo, yeah.

(RIP Freddie, we still love you)
 
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Minti2

Deadly, But very fluffy...
Minti2
Alien said:
Elite Is My Life (parody of Love Of My Life by Queen)

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/6369786/Elite Forum/Elite Is My Life.wav

Elite is my life, Thargoids hurt me
They've broken my hull and they won't leave me
Elite is my life, can't you see?
now it's back, now it's back,
don't take it away from me because
you don't know, what it means to me.

Elite is my life, pirates hound me,
they've stolen my cargo and then desert me
Elite is my life can't you see?
now it's back, now it's back
don't take it away from me because
you don't know, what it means to me

We all remember, wireframe blew us over
it was all 8 bit by the way
Now we are older, on this forum we reside to remind you
that we still love you, we still love you.

(instrumental)

Oh hurry back, hurry back
soon(tm) isn't soon enough for me, because
you don't know, what it means to me
Elite is my life, Elite is my life
Oooo, yeah.

(RIP Freddie, we still love you)
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Very good Alien! am actually going to see "We will rock you" in London this afternoon..not sure this version will be on the set list! :p...it should be!
 

Alien

Alien
The Lone Gunman said:
Very good Alien! am actually going to see "We will rock you" in London this afternoon..not sure this version will be on the set list! :p...it should be!
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I've seen the show twice about 10 - 12 years ago (with the original cast) and Love Of My Life wasn't in the show as far as I can remember.
For a Queen fan, it's a great show, but theatre prices in London are now extertionate.
 

Sir.Tj

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Sir.Tj
Love it alien. :D

Saw we will rock you about 6 years ago. Good show followed by a insane rickshaw ride thru the west end at midnight trying to get to claridges, nearly died about 3 times. :D
 

Minti2

Deadly, But very fluffy...
Minti2
Alien said:
I've seen the show twice about 10 - 12 years ago (with the original cast) and Love Of My Life wasn't in the show as far as I can remember.
For a Queen fan, it's a great show, but theatre prices in London are now extertionate.
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T.j said:
Love it alien. :D

Saw we will rock you about 6 years ago. Good show followed by a insane rickshaw ride thru the west end at midnight trying to get to claridges, nearly died about 3 times. :D
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Lets just say theres not much change out of £100! :eek: but for two so...

oh yes both queen fans, and as you/T.J say only heard good things about it

As for the rickshaw ride T.J, you ant sold it to me! and its raining! lol ;)
 

Alien

Alien
Alien said:
I'm waiting for recordings from the following people ...
Psykokow
Simon
James

then I'll put together a parody of Star Trekkin.
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K ... I am waiting for Kerrash (I forgot him before), Simon and James to record their parts and send them to me.
You can find your lines here.
Psykokow has sent me his, and Darren grey has done some vocals.
When I have all the parts (including mine) I'll mix it (I have the backing track).
 
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Alien

Alien
Dead Fred said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HR4hp_-kSI

So what isn t this topic about?

more bad songs until alpha 2.
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Uh ... no.

The thread title is Elite Parody Songs.
In this thread some of us (ok, mostly Me and Psykokow) have written and sometimes recorded parody versions of songs with a general Elite theme (hence the title).

Check out the first post in this thread for some of them, but this is a thread where it's worth taking the time to look through all the pages, because there are some real gems here.
 

psykokow

psykokow
psykokow said:
This is the thread for all ELITE Style Parodies.... Please click the spoiler tags below the song to read the lyrics...

Song:The Commander
Parody of Kenny Rogers 'The Gambler'
Lyrics :
Click HERE for Lyrics Post

Song: Thane With Your Load
Parody of Roger Miller's 'King Of The Road'
Lyrics :
Click HERE for Lyrics Post

Song: Thargoid And Fer-de-Lance
Parody of Dolly Parton's '9 to 5'
Lyrics :
Click HERE for Lyrics Post

Song: Docking Your Craft Up (Global Vision Song contest entry)
Parody of Bucks Fizz 'Making Your Mind Up'
Lyrics:
You gotta try to speed it up
And then you gotta rotate it round
'Cos if you believe you ship won't hit the top
You gotta pay impound
and soon you will find
That there is a skill
for docking your craft up

You gotta flick your stick
and then you gotta try to park
You gotta be sure that the dock is right ahead,
or you're gonna leave a mark
Before you decide the time is right for docking your craft up
Don't let your indecision make you warp away
Trust that spinning vision don't let thargoids get their way.

And now you really gotta burn it up
and try to line your ship up right
Ya gotta dock for your money so take a chance
And it will turn out right
and when you see how its so easy
Your docking your craft up

And try to look as if you don't care less
But if you wanna dock some more
Then the rules of the game
Will let you find
the port your looking for

And then you can show that you think you know
about docking your craft up
Don't let your indecision make you warp away
Trust that spinning vision don't let thargoids get their way.

You gotta try to speed it up
And then you gotta rotate it round
'Cos if you believe you ship won't hit the top
You gotta pay impound
and soon you will find
That there is a skill
for docking your craft up

You gotta try to speed it up
And then you gotta rotate it round
'Cos if you believe you ship won't hit the top
You gotta pay impound
and soon you will find
That there is a skill
for docking your craft up

for docking your craft up
for docking your craft up
for docking your craft up

Song: Wagars Lament (Lavecom)
Parody of Amy Winehouse's 'Rehab'
Lyrics:
They tried to make me go to Lavecon but I can't 'go, no, no'
Yes I'd like that but my wife came back and said No No No
I ain't gonna whine and my book needs done on time
Stop trying to make me go to Lavecon I can't go go go

I'd rather be at home with May
Giving Thane a hard day
Cause there's nothing
There's nothing you can do to me
That cant be done by my wife in a nasty way

And it will take a lot of gas
I don't have a onesie to show my ass...

They tried to make me go to Lavecon but I can't 'go, no, no'
Yes I'd like that but my wife came back and said No No No
I ain't gonna whine and my book needs done on time
Stop trying to make me go to Lavecon I can't go go go

Then John said 'why cant you be there'
I said 'I got no idea
I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my boaby
so I always keep brownie points clear'
Allen said 'I just think you're oppressed,
Man up, get your points and spend the rest'

They tried to make me go to Lavecon but I can't go, no, no'
Yes I'd like that but my wife came back and said No No No

I don't ever wanna think again
I just need brownie points in the end
I'm not gonna fart for ten weeks
and do dishes, and vacuuming till time ends

I'll give up my pride
make a princess of my bride

They tried to make me go to Lavecon now I can 'go, go, go'
My wife aint glad and I will pay bad oh no no no
My wife's says its fine still she feels it is a crime
I'm gonna get to go to Lavecom Yes I can go go go

Song:Ship Or Two
Parody of Tenacious D's 'Kickapoo'
Lyrics :
A long ass blooming time I spent
just bouncing off the wall
until my shields got battered down
and my hull got crumpled so
that all my precious cargo
kept floating out the holes

My name was Agent P and I refused to give it up
even though I had lost 8 good ships and still kept messing up
Until one time I tried it and the station did announce..

oh please stop crashing in our walls, it really winds us up
you keep leaving bloody dents, and it costs to fix em up
just today you made a dent and now there's bloody two
And if you try to dock again,
Then we will shoot at you!
Gotta get it right in the docking zone!
Gotta match the spin with the docking zone!
Gotta keep it tight in the docking zone!
Gotta park it right at the docking zone!

You didn't heed our warnings kid, now what is wrong with you?
Are you really suicidal or is it something you can't do?
Your skill level your working with comes from the depths of hell
just be glad we got good shields that should help you repell
but we'll fine you for this hassle;
among some other things!
Your ship must change direction,
or chaos we will bring.
You'd better turn your shop,
Better go away!
You're fined 50 credits just for today!
Don't let us see your ship
here ever again!
were gotta shoot you down if you come near this zone!

Braben can you hear me?
Im lost without a clone
I really need your guidance
will you come down from your throne
I really need a wingman who can teach me how to dock
my mates say that its easy
but they laugh when I get clocked
they say jumpers are ugly
but theyre awesome and they rock
I'll never buy a onesie while im stuck outside this dock

I hear you young commander
you are hungry for the dock
but to learn the art of docking
secret skills you must unlock
you must take your precious cargo
to the station bernards star
on that journey you must go to find the ways to dock your craaaaaft

At the Station at bernards star
when the suns blocked by the moon
you must try the art of docking
while inflating a balloon.
It will take some time to master
but the practise will make good
then you can sell your precious cargo
and buy your self rem locks...

so off he jumped to bernards star
with docking on his mind
and he fought his way through griefers and others of that kind
in the end he knew that he would master the dark art...

Dooooock.... Doo o oooo oooo oooooock
Dooo oooo oock aaayayayayayyayayayayay

Dock

Song : Elite Boss
Parody of Tenacious D's 'Beelzeboss'
Lyrics :
[Elite]
I am Elite...
[both]
noooo nnoooo
[Elite]
yes Im elite, I was dangerous
now im elite and your ship I will gut
This system is mine, and you're out of line
you shot at my ship and now you must both die

[AP]
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Please me old mucker
We challenge you to a shoot off!
Give us a chance to blast your socks off

[Elite]
What? What? Wait?
The federal law prevents me
From ignoring a shoot off challenge
What are your terms? What's the cash?

[AP]
If we win, you must take your sorry ship back to Lave.
And also you will have to pay our debts.

[Elite] And what if I win?
[AP] Then you can take our ships as well...
[A] What?
[AP] Trust me Alien, it's the only way,
[A] What the hell are we going to use?
[AP] ...to be sold off as scrap
[Elite]
Fine! Let the shoot off begin! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I'm am Elite, I trade metals!
Check this cargo, it's bloody expensive
I'm am Elite, I can do what I want,
See my lazers they will hit what I want,
There's never been a shoot off that I've ever lost
I can't wait to take your ships back to Lave
I'm gonna sell you both as imperial slaves
I'll make a deal with the station criminals

[AP]
No!
[one version:] C'mon Alien bring the thunder.
[A]
There's just no way that we can win,
That was a masterclass.
[AP] Listen to me
[A] He fights too hard because he's an Elite pilot
[AP]
Goddamn-it Alien,
He gonna sell us off as slaves,
and that's how we'll end our days
[A]
No
[AP]Unless we give a massive monster lazer blast.
[A] Dude, we've been through so much crap,
[AP] Lets activate our lasers blast his ass
[Both] Now it's time to blow this ****** up!
[AP] C'mon Alien, now go try blow his ship up
[A] I hear you Agent P, it's time to blast him up
[AP] Fire up the shields 'cause it's time for a throwdown
[A] We'll bend him over then we'll show him PewPew Town
[Both] Now we've got to blow this ****** up
[A] He's gonna sell us if we do not blow him up
[AP] C'mon Alien 'cause it's time to fire missiles
[A] Oh, we'll piledrive you, it's time for the smackdown
[AP]
Hey you elite-er, think you're the boss,
We know your weakness our rocket-sauce
We fire our lazers, and shoot you down
We will defeat you for all mankind
You fly a fighter,
Were fly like tubes
You are the elite,
We are the Noobs[18x]

[Elite]
You guys are bloody' lame.
Come on guys, I got ECM.
Taste my lazers noobies!

[AP] No! Fire Alien.. cook his ass

[Elite]
Ow! Crap!
My freakin' shields!
Oh no!

[AP]
From whence you came you start again,
Until you are elite again

[Elite]
No!
curse you Agent P and curse you Alien!
I'll get you , blooming nooooobs...

Song : Elite 4's Here
Performed by Alien
Parody of Justin Hayward's 'Forever Autumn'
Lyrics :
For twenty long dark years we had to play our games
They were never the ones that we'd want
Those long dark years are all but gone now
Elite Four's here
I watch the sun set south in a Minecraft Sky
One by one the blocks disappear
I'm not playing X3 Terran Conflict now,
Elite Four's here

I was playing Sims 3 when Kickstarter came to haunt me
Those sixty days soon went away

Through Call Of Duty wars we used to pick our way
You'd kill them all when they'd appear
Tomb Raider lays undisturbed now
Elite Four's here, Elite Four's here, Elite Four's Here

[Instrumental]

GTA Four sits on the side now,
as if to hide away my fears
My life will procedural generated
Elite Four's here, Elite Four's here, Elite Four's Here

Song : Elite Once More
Performed by Alien
Parody of The Carpenters 'Yesterday Once More'
Lyrics :
Click HERE for Lyrics Post

Song : Elite Carebears
Performed by Psykokow
Parody of Psy's 'Gangham Style'
Lyrics :
Click HERE for Lyrics Post

UNRECORDED

Song : Elite Prince
Written by Drew Gray
Parody of Will Smith's 'Fresh Prince'
Lyrics :
Click HERE for Lyrics Post

Song : The Joker
Written by Majere
Parody of Steve Miller's 'The Joker'
Lyrics :
Click HERE for Lyrics Post

Song : We Built This Station
Written by Jabokai
Parody of Europe's 'We Built This City'
Lyrics :
Click HERE for Lyrics Post

Song : Fairytale of New Lave
Written by Psykokow
Parody of the Pogue's 'Fairytale of New York'
Lyrics :
Click HERE for Lyrics Post

Permission is being sought for these song parodies and we will update this thread as and when permission is gained..
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I REALLY Need to update this... still like the odd listen to the tenacious D covers!!
 

Alien

Alien
In Beta
Parody of "In Summer" from the Disney film Frozen
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/6369786/Elite Forum/In Beta.mp3
(thank you to Psykokow for helping me write the lyrics)

(spoken) Oh I don't know why, but I've always loved the idea of beta and fun and all things shot
Really? I'm guessing you don't have much experience with Elite
Nope. But sometimes I like to close my eyes and imagine what it'll be like when beta does come

NPC's will pass and kids will pew pew my ass
but I'll be showing imperial class in beta

A bounty on my head, if I'm not quick I'll end up dead again
and space will be turning sticky red... in beta

I'll finally dock at Barnard's Star station with a smile upon my face
and head off to the thargoid and fer-de-lance and get out my face

Oh I can't wait to see what Elite will do for me
I wont even bother to get up to pee in beta

Dah dah dah doo
Uh bah bah bah bah bah boo

The main factions are both so intense
So i'll go independent it just makes sense

Rrr Raht dah daht dah dah dah
Dah dah dah dah dah doo

Shooting John Stabler's a terrible itch
but everyone says I'm a

Fair player

When life gets rough I like to fly among the stars
and relax on the surface of Venus and Mars

Oh the stars will be true and you guys will be there too
When I finally do whatever we do in beta

I'm gonna tell him
Don't you dare

IN BETA!
 

Winterwalker

Winterwalker
Tumble through the door and stumble past the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition, I yawn and stretch as windows comes to life
Forget to have shower as the update starts downloadin'
Connected to the server and the traffic is a jumpin
With folks like me .. on the job from 5 to 9

Workin 5 to 9, what a way to make a livin
Barely gettin by, its all takin and no givin
I robbed your mine (haha) and I never give you credit
Its enough to make you, hazy if you let it

(5 to 9 it's my hobby and devotion
You would think that I deserve a fair promotion
I want to move ahead but the witchspace let them in
I swear sometimes, Zargoids out to get me!)

Lave don't let me dock, so I shoot to watch 'em shatter
Competent, I'm movin up the boss mans ladder
Now I got a Beam, they'll never take away
We're in the same Starboat but it's gonna roll my way

Workin 9 to 5, not the way I make a livin
Barely gettin sleep, as a pirate done explorin
Dreaming for an hour, over lunch, I'm seeing drabbles
Pew pew pew pew,
It's enough to push up, daisies if you let it

5 to 9, now I got you where I want you
It's a better life, and you think that it would daunt you
Its a rich mans game, no matter what they call it
As you trade to Krait, in part exchange from Panther Clipper!!

Workin 5 to 9, now which way to make a livin
Barely gettin home, I'm all liquor no narcotic
So I'll bide my time
Check the stocks and store the market
Its enough to take you .. DAILY if you let it ....
 
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Yaffle

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Yaffle
For some reason whenever I see that song I get it confused with "I don't feel like dancing" by the Scissor Sisters, and some horrid mashup goes on in my head.
 

Alien

Alien
Yaffle said:
For some reason whenever I see that song I get it confused with "I don't feel like dancing" by the Scissor Sisters, and some horrid mashup goes on in my head.
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But what we all ... OK some of us ... OK ... me ... wants to know is, what do you think of "In Beta"?
 

Yaffle

Volunteer Moderator
Yaffle
At work, so I don't know the actual tune. Sorry. I will have a listen later. Sorry.
Sorry.
Did I say I was sorry?

ETA - I assume it's not The Kinks "In the Summertime" as a tune?
 
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