I got distracted and forgot to answer some of you - sorry folks.
I've got to tell my daughters they cannot play anymore, I'll suffer for that one.... no bacon for me
Though my 3yr old is mental, she'd like killing zombies with her mother.
And my 7yr old is a Disney princess fan and animal lover, so princess pets on my phone should quell her temper for a little while.

I hope that beard conforms to "real man" standards and not hipster!?
Also, Stephen Fry is a national treasure! And QI is a great show, though I self identify with Alan Davis more than anyone else
We are displeased. Assume the position.
I've got to tell my daughters they cannot play anymore, I'll suffer for that one.... no bacon for me
Though my 3yr old is mental, she'd like killing zombies with her mother.
And my 7yr old is a Disney princess fan and animal lover, so princess pets on my phone should quell her temper for a little while.
<reaches for the bucket>
I have serious issues with that particular commandment! I do have a beard though, so #7 is fine! As for #6... <sniggers>
I hope that beard conforms to "real man" standards and not hipster!?
Also, Stephen Fry is a national treasure! And QI is a great show, though I self identify with Alan Davis more than anyone else