Elite With Chuck Norris

[Robert Maynard]

Chuck Norris can reverse in Super-Cruise.

 

[v8r]

Chuck Norris can use the screen between his legs.

 

[Enride]

Chuck Norris power distributor only has one pip....MAXIMUM

 

[rootsrat]

Chuck Norris can go home early on Friday

 

[StefanOS]

Chuck Norris has the one and only exclusive Bruce Lee bubblehead

 

[Skyrun]

Chuck Norris has already discovered all of the things - but he chose not to submit the exploration data to leave something for the rest of us....

Chuck Norris has already discovered all of the things - twice

 

[rootsrat]

Chuck Norris has already discovered all of the things - but he chose not to submit the exploration data to leave something for the rest of us....

Chuck Norris has already discovered all of the things - twice

Chuck Norris didn't have to discover anything, he already knew.

 

[lefty1117]

Chuck Norris's discovery scan also returns detailed surface data.

Chuck Norris does not scan, he shouts, and all objects reply.

 

[MikeSnos]

Ever wondered why the docking grill is impervious to damage? Chuck generously donates some of his fist DNA to the manufacturing process.

It's called the ToastRack you imbecile!

While we were all doing the Hutton Convoys Chuck had done the trip several times over in the time it took Fozza to be refuelled....

 

[Winterwalker]

NO Repair Station charges Chuck, 10cr to dipstick his oil.



(ps. please do leave that devs .. I like it )

 

[Chummy62]

You guys are great. Almost got in trouble at work for laughing out loud.

 

[StefanOS]

Chuck Norris is the only one who can make ships like the VOLTURE show some remaining visible damage in the hull.

The 10cr. are the new galaxy wide Chuck Norris tax, everyone in the galaxy owe him

 

[Witch]

Love it xP

Chuck Norris uses his legs to jump systems xP

Chuck Norris uses his round-house kick instead of lasers xD

Chuck Norris is his own faction >.<

 

[Kerrash]

Betelgeuse still didn't go nova... Chuck said no

 

[CMDR Sheehy]

When the CODE go to sleep at night, they check their closet for Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris is the reason Raxxla has not been found!

 

[Mazelinho]

Chuck Norris trades biowaste with a profit of 3000Cr / ton.

 

[FoAmY99]

In space, only Chuck Norris can hear you scream

 

[Popov Le Magnifique]

Chuck Norris taught Isinona how to master Flight Assist Off.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a permit to access permit-locked systems.
Chuck Norris is the third race Thargoids are afraid of.
Chuck Norris calls the UA the Known Artefact, he knows what's up.

 

[AveMe]

We can't see Chuck Norris because his ship can fill 32-player instance on his own!

Only Chuck Norris can punish somebody for combat logging!

 

[Smugallo]

Sagittarius A visits Chuck Norris.