Elite With Chuck Norris

[Robert Maynard]

Leestian Evil Juice was created from the sweat of Chuck Norris.

.... which is why it's rare - Chuck Norris rarely breaks sweat....

 

[Taranis Dekker]

NPC ships no longer use Artificial Intelligence. Since 1.4, they use Artificial Chuck.

 

[Mephane]

Chuck Norris can cash in bounties from anywhere. He doesn't even need to dock at a station.

 

[Robert Maynard]

Chuck Norris has already discovered all of the things - but he chose not to submit the exploration data to leave something for the rest of us....

 

[ianw]

Ever wondered why the docking grill is impervious to damage? Chuck generously donates some of his fist DNA to the manufacturing process.

 

[rootsrat]

Chuck Norris is The Great Annihilator.

 

[Robert Maynard]

When Chuck Norris eats eggs and beans, nebulae are formed....

 

[newman1702]

Chuck Norris flies an Anaconda in CQC, and never has to wait for a match.

 

[Smugallo]

Chuck Norris doesn't use FSD, he already exists in every system.

 

[Cmdr Cheese Wedge]

Chuck Norris suffocated 8 characters with his steely gaze.

 

[Javert]

OK, this one is going well.

Can someone now start an "Elite with Mr Bean" thread?

 

[Bad Nooz]

Chuck Norris could actually fix all the bugs in this game. He's just waiting for the Dev's to ask politely.

 

[ianw]

When Chuck Norris eats eggs and beans, nebulae are formed....

That could be very uncomfortable - depending on where the nebulae form!

 

[CMDR Sheehy]

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Technical Trouble in the Warkushanui System
Reports coming in from the Warkushanui system indicate that a number of starports in the region are currently experiencing technical issues. According to Sam Norris, a technician at Coats Hub, the system's inhabitants are dealing with a range of problems:

"We've had power outages, intermittent problems with our communications, and issues with the docking systems, but I've reason to believe that things are worse at Gurragchaa Gateway. I haven't been able to establish a stable comms link with them for a while, though, so I don't know exactly what the situation is."

Norris was asked what he thought might be causing the problems:

"Beats the hell out of me. The generators are fine and I haven't identified any infrastructure issues, so we'll need to run some tests before we can be sure."

The issues in Warkushanui are not believed to be affecting station services at this time.

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Someone call Chuck... His brother's in Trouble in the Warkushanui system...

 

[SlickReed]

Chuck Norris can re-fit ship modules without entering the hangar.

 

[Winterwalker]

Interdicting Chuck, anywhere near his mining RES?

Expect PAIN .. ITE



(I'll get my coat)

 

[rootsrat]

Chuck's pips are always full of POWER!

 

[Robert Maynard]

Chuck Norris can change ships without being in the system where the other ship is.

 

[Winterwalker]

Chuck Norris already plays Horizons

 

[Mephane]

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks someone, their save is cleared.

Chuck Norris has more than 2 fire buttons.

Chuck Norris does not need a permit to enter any system.