Elite With Chuck Norris

[deMangler]

Elite Dangerous network packets don't get dropped, they get drop-kicked by Chuck Norris.
The authentication server has to authenticate with Chuck Norris.

 

[MikeSnos]

Chuck Norris understands the background sim.

Chuck Norris, controls the BGS

 

[schuesseled]

Chuck Norris does not fight in his sidewinder, to fight implies a chance of loss, Chuck Norris goes hunting.

 

[MikeSnos]

The answer to E=MC2 is Chuck Norris

 

[Hell Razor5543]

As the Universe is a figment of his imagination, it came into being when Chuck Norris was born. If he dies it will remain as a monument to his awesome greatness.

 

[ianw]

Erased - it didn't work.

As you were!

 

[rootsrat]

There are no Thargoids on shadowban servers. There is only Chuck Norris.

 

[CentrumSilver]

Chuck Norris didn't dial a wrong number, you answered the wrong phone.

So, Chuck didnt warp into a wrong system, the system was in the wrong place.

 

[kafolarbear]

Chuck Norris doesent have time for the little rock fragments, he scoops up the asteroids.

 

[Robert Maynard]

Chuck Norris doesent have time for the little rock fragments, he scoops up the asteroids.

Asteroids - pah - he scoops whole planets!

 

[rootsrat]

Asteroids - pah - he scoops whole planets!

Planets? Pah, he scoops the whole systems!

 

[MikeSnos]

Planets? Pah, he scoops the whole systems!

Systems? Pah, he scoops the whole Galaxy!

(You can see where this is heading...)

 

[Limoncello Lizard]

Someone said "Oh there you are ..." to Chuck Norris once. Only once.

 

[Teklow82]

Chuck Norris doesn't worry about fuel scooping. His ships run on fear.

Omg. This is awesome

 

[Smugallo]

There is no SRV in this Cobra, only Chuck Norris

 

[EAGLE 5]

Chuck Norris' beard is in fact an event horizon... you will never reach it and beyond it there is no escape.

 

[Hordriss]

A White Dwarf was sucked in by the gravitation pull of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris farted once. This is how the heat sink was invented.

 

[Marak]

Systems? Pah, he scoops the whole Galaxy!

(You can see where this is heading...)

Galaxy Pah. He, well um...

As you were.

 

[S. Belmont]

Laughing my ass off here! This is good stuff.

 

[Baelydon]

Chuck Norris doesn't need authorization to get near "Formidable", Formidable needs authorization to get near Chuck Norris.



Nobody ever warned Chuck Norris "not to stare into a sun", so he did.... then they turn into a black hole.