Elite With Chuck Norris

[L'Espion]

I think Chuck Norris plays solo in open play every sunday evening...

 

[Zieman]

E: D servers are powered by Chuck Norris, but every Sunday evening Bruce Lee pays a visit...

 

[Futuristic Kung Fu]

This gets my vote as Best Thread Ever!

 

[Frank]

Nah! What's happening when you get chucked off on Sunday Evenings is that Chuck Norris has paused his game.

 

[Futuristic Kung Fu]

Nah! What's happening when you get chucked off on Sunday Evenings is that Chuck Norris has paused his game.

But he's playing continuously otherwise because this game is AWESOME!!!!!!!

 

[Chaodiurn]

The real reason for server downs probably is that Chuck Norris resets his bulletin board for new missions this way.

 

[Popov Le Magnifique]

Chuck Norris has just decided to nerf the servers.

 

[Zieman]

The real reason for server downs probably is that Chuck Norris resets his bulletin board for new missions this way.

Lol, no - Bruce Lee resets Chuck Norris.

 

[Pepe]

Chuck Norris can Rep his own post.

Chuck Norris never forgets docking request before docking.

Chuck Norris needs no weapon groups switching. He simply kills you with interdictor. Or with scanner.

Chuck Norris's railgun fires with no delay.

Chuck Norris's mines actually work.

Chuck Norris can mount chaff AND point defence on Eagle.

Chuck Norris has 4 pips on all, all the time.

There were 11 Power Factions before, but Chuck Norris didn't like one.

Chuck Norris spends time with his family, rather than playing ED.


(sorry if I copied someone's idea, I had no intention to. I just couldn't read all 9 pages before posting. But I will now. I swear on Chuck Norris's grave!)

 

[fennster]

Chuck Norris threads never get closed or die out.

 

[CmdrJacks]

Chuck Norris never offended Bruce Lee's family or the Shaolin temple. This is why this thread exists.

 

[Gédéon_Lecanard]

The game former name was supposed to be "Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris". The actual name means literally the same.

 

[Cmdr Wullfen]

The game former name was supposed to be "Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris". The actual name means literally the same.

I love that, can I rep from mobile? Anyone? Edit switched to main and Repped

 

[Futuristic Kung Fu]

Lol, no - Bruce Lee resets Chuck Norris.

Got to hate it when you run out of rep. Wait, I thought of something:

Chuck Norris never runs out of rep!

 

[Chaodiurn]

Chuck Norris never forgets docking request before docking.

Stations request docking from Chuck Norris.

One day Chuck Norris tried mining. He dropped some canisters of minerals he didn't like. Today we search for them as Unidentified Artefacts.

Chuck Norris has the Polaris permit and every other permit, even those who aren't existing yet.

Chuck Norris is CEO of Faulcon DeLacy.

 

[Mephane]

All community goals have a "single top commander" reward level. FD just decided to no longer display it, as Chuck Norris always takes that spot immediately anyway.

Chuck Norris does not need a mining laser. He punches asteroids until (aptly named) painite falls out.

 

[Knightshark]

When Chuck Norris got bored he jumped to Andromeda, with a Condor.

When Chuck Norris learned the Roundhouse-Kick he created a Singularity. We call it Big Bang.

 

[W4rSkuLL]

Chuck Norris dont need a SRV for planetary landings. He runs around on all 4 exploring distant roids and planets. Getting there he super cruises naked, and doesnt need a ship, and lands on his bum. He eats space dust and breathes vacuum.

 

[fennster]

Chuck Norris no longer uses roundhouse kicks, He does kepler-poinsot polyhedron mansion kicks.

 

[Futuristic Kung Fu]

Chuck Norris creates a thread supportive of the CODE and it doesn't get closed because of the haters.