Q: How did the brand-new CMDR feel when they undocked for the very first time?
A: Trevithick!
(Sorry, sorry...you wanted bad
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A: Trevithick!
(Sorry, sorry...you wanted bad
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Elite themed cracker jokes
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Q: If it costs you 10,000CR to buy 1 slave at station A and you make 2,000CR profit selling it at station B, how much will someone at station A pay you to smuggle 4 slaves into station B?
A: 4,750,849CR as long as they don't scan you
A: 4,750,849CR as long as they don't scan you
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How do Elite pilots prefer to drink their beer?
By the Krait
By the Krait
Q: If you crossed Star Trek and Elite, how would you inform Commander Data's family of his untimely death?
A: You would have to update Elite Lore
A: You would have to update Elite Lore
What do a Elite dangerous web programmers catch fish in?
An ASP NET
An ASP NET
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What did the UA marriage guidance counselor say to the husband?
Have you tried listening to her?
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What did the UA say to the Zero Wing Commander?
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Edit: semi-ninja'd ... unbelievable!
Have you tried listening to her?
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What did the UA say to the Zero Wing Commander?
.- .-.. .-.. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -... .- ... . / .- .-. . / -... . .-.. --- -. --. / - --- / ..- ...
Edit: semi-ninja'd ... unbelievable!
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Q: When they remake Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery after 30 years, what will his middle name be?
A: Austin Eliteangerous Powers
A: Austin Elite
angerous Powers
A Fed, an Alliance goon and Browncoat enter a bar....
.... sorry wrong universe
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As the Icewoman undressed, she said, "That's a co' bra."
.... sorry wrong universe
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As the Icewoman undressed, she said, "That's a co' bra."
Q: What is David Braben's favourite Christmas carol this year?
A: Tis the Season 2 be jolly!
A: Tis the Season 2 be jolly!
What's Governor Mahon's favourite Beatles song?
A ticket to Riedequat
A ticket to Riedequat
I was doing 101 m/s in my half a billion credit Anaconda and got rammed by another player in a Sidewinder then the station destroyed me.
Now that's a bad joke!
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Q: Did you hear about the new mute Jamaican Bob Sleigh team?
A: They call them Silent Runnings
Now that's a bad joke!
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Q: Did you hear about the new mute Jamaican Bob Sleigh team?
A: They call them Silent Runnings
What do capital ships use to clean their windows?
Windscreen vipers.
What ship is completely different?
A monty python.
...yeah, yeah, I'm going.
Windscreen vipers.
What ship is completely different?
A monty python.
...yeah, yeah, I'm going.
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