In 3301, some crackers are still voting for Donald Trump. They still haven't gotten the joke.
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Elite themed cracker jokes
- Thread starter Zac Antonaci
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Then you better curry back!
What happened when his girlfriend left him?
He wanted his Diamondback.
What is an empire Tax collector called?
An Imperial Clipper.
What is the name for a fake girlfriend used for devious purposes?
Anna Conda (true!)
Cracker jokes are typically when the punch line uses a word that normally has a different meaning.
He wanted his Diamondback.
What is an empire Tax collector called?
An Imperial Clipper.
What is the name for a fake girlfriend used for devious purposes?
Anna Conda (true!)
Cracker jokes are typically when the punch line uses a word that normally has a different meaning.
Why weren't people happy when Governor Mahon failed to thank all his power play pilots for helping him this year?
It's the Leesti could do!
It's the Leesti could do!
What is the White Templar pledge?
First, Do no Harma...
First, Do no Harma...
What did David Braben say to his child when they visited a hypnotist?....Look into HER-EYES-SON!
From a comedian on Just for Laughs:
I was driving along and I saw a man with 3 eyes, no arms, and one leg hitc-hiking.
I pulled over and said "Aye aye aye, you look 'armless. Hop in!"
Stan just happens to be my next door neighbour (no really). I would show him that one but I don't think he'd get it. Have some rep
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Good grief!
Where do horses like to visit at the centre of the galaxy? Sagittarius Neigh*
Where does dried grass like to visit? Sag Hay*
Where do bombastic special effects aficionados go? Sag Michael Bay*
I'll get my coat...
Where do horses like to visit at the centre of the galaxy? Sagittarius Neigh*
Where does dried grass like to visit? Sag Hay*
Where do bombastic special effects aficionados go? Sag Michael Bay*
I'll get my coat...
Usually a little spinning top, plastic hair clip or a plastic frog.
How many timez did ze Elite Pilot boozt into ze Spaze Station?
Only za once.
What's an Elite Pilot's favourite make of Christmas Tree?
A Fer .. de lance
Please proceed IMMEDIATELY to your landing pad to avoid ship destruction.
This is not a joke Commander .. you left your game running.
This is Batman! You have been fined 400cr for speeding!
Why so Sirius?
Only za once.
What's an Elite Pilot's favourite make of Christmas Tree?
A Fer .. de lance
Please proceed IMMEDIATELY to your landing pad to avoid ship destruction.
This is not a joke Commander .. you left your game running.
This is Batman! You have been fined 400cr for speeding!
Why so Sirius?
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Why did the explorer leave his girlfriend at the station?
He needed more space...
Yea, I know..... sorry!
He needed more space...
Yea, I know..... sorry!
I used to be a bounty hunter. Then I took an railgun shot to the powerplant...
What did the explorer say to the pirate?
"Get off my Asp!"
Bonus: Not exactly a cracker joke but...
On the 1st day of Xmas Frontier Dev gave to me...
12 Fer-de-Lances
11 Cobra Mk III's
10 Viper Mk IV's
9 Type 9 Heavy's
8 Purple Pythons
7 Type 7 Transports
6 Diamondback Scouts
5 Sidewinders...
4 Imperial Clippers
3 Asp Scouts
2 Federal Corvettes
Anaconda in a pear tree!
"Get off my Asp!"
Bonus: Not exactly a cracker joke but...
On the 1st day of Xmas Frontier Dev gave to me...
12 Fer-de-Lances
11 Cobra Mk III's
10 Viper Mk IV's
9 Type 9 Heavy's
8 Purple Pythons
7 Type 7 Transports
6 Diamondback Scouts
5 Sidewinders...
4 Imperial Clippers
3 Asp Scouts
2 Federal Corvettes
Anaconda in a pear tree!
I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.