Elite themed cracker jokes
- Thread starter Zac Antonaci
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What is a Bounty Hunting CMDRs favorite actress?
Brook Shields.
What movies did the Explorer CMDR take with him?
Here to Eternity
The Black Hole
A Star is Born
Brook Shields.
What movies did the Explorer CMDR take with him?
Here to Eternity
The Black Hole
A Star is Born
What's a CMDR's favorite drink?
Betelgeuse.
Betelgeuse.
why are pirates so well spoken?
cause they are interdiction!
what do you call someone who hyperspace's on December the 25th?
a Christmas jumper!
how will FD pick the jokes to use?
with a fool scoop!
cause they are interdiction!
what do you call someone who hyperspace's on December the 25th?
a Christmas jumper!
how will FD pick the jokes to use?
with a fool scoop!
Why did the space bar go out of business?
It was lacking atmosphere.
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What does a CMDR do when their cargo is shot out from under them?
S/He Haulers.
It was lacking atmosphere.
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What does a CMDR do when their cargo is shot out from under them?
S/He Haulers.
That's good to hear. For a brief second I just thought there was just a really raciest black guy at FD.
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Didn't get the mission from the bulletin board that you wanted for Xmas?
YULE LOG.
YULE LOG.
Q. Why was the games developer deaf on the left and the right?
A. He worked at Front Ear.
A. He worked at Front Ear.
These are crackers. They have those little "finger snap" style firecracker in them that aren't much louder than a cap gun.
It goes off when you pull the ends. There's usually a cheap toy or note inside.
It goes off when you pull the ends. There's usually a cheap toy or note inside.
Q. Why was the SRV driver disappointed when she found a lot of rock and metal?
A. She thought she'd been using a Rave Scanner.
A. She thought she'd been using a Rave Scanner.
What do you get if you cross a T9 with an orang-utan? Nobody knows, there is only so much an orang-utan will do.
That should be used, I gave a natural sigh without realising it, a worthy ED cracker joke.
What's the difference between a clipper and a cutter?
a medical degree.
a medical degree.
Q. Why did the QA close the bug about 23 System Authority interdictions in 3 jumps as "working as intended"?
A. Players have been asking for Persistent NPCs forever.
A. Players have been asking for Persistent NPCs forever.
Q: Why should you go to the toilet before visiting the Indian restaurant at the centre of the Galaxy?
A: Because there no Sag A Loo!
A: Because there no Sag A Loo!
A Lavian woodworm goes into a pub for a Xmas drink.
He looked up and asked "Is the bar tender here?"...
He looked up and asked "Is the bar tender here?"...
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