Elite With Chuck Norris
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... that launches other Anacondas.
You're sure you're not thinking of Mr. Shu?
On top of each other.
Chuck Norris can fly to Hutton Orbital in only a few minutes.
Chuck Norris would be able to land on atmospheric planets right now if he wanted to.
The Thargoids left us because chuck Norris told them to.
Chuck Norris could round house kick the servers to let in 100 players in one instance.
Chuck Norris keeps a unknown artifact in his house, so far it hasn't disintegrated, probably out of fear.
When Mike Juliett Kilo took the morse code results of the UA in Chuck Norris' possession, All that was shown on the graph was Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can Close Sagittarius A*
Chuck Norris actually won triple elite, He only let me win since he said he was already a millionaire.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a computer to run elite, he just plays with his Mind.
No one can hear you scream in space..Except Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris sneezes, A hyperspace tunnel is opened up to the nearest star.
Chuck Norris is David Brabens father.
Chuck Norris doesn't need shield cell banks, Shield Cell banks need him.
Chuck doesn't need Frontier Support, Frontier Support needs him.
The Thargoids left us because chuck Norris told them to.
Chuck Norris could round house kick the servers to let in 100 players in one instance.
Chuck Norris keeps a unknown artifact in his house, so far it hasn't disintegrated, probably out of fear.
When Mike Juliett Kilo took the morse code results of the UA in Chuck Norris' possession, All that was shown on the graph was Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can Close Sagittarius A*
Chuck Norris actually won triple elite, He only let me win since he said he was already a millionaire.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a computer to run elite, he just plays with his Mind.
No one can hear you scream in space..Except Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris sneezes, A hyperspace tunnel is opened up to the nearest star.
Chuck Norris is David Brabens father.
Chuck Norris doesn't need shield cell banks, Shield Cell banks need him.
Chuck doesn't need Frontier Support, Frontier Support needs him.
Nuck Chorris... why is everyone always coming with Nuck Chorris silliness...
Nuck and Lee had this sparring, poor Nuck got hishanded to him in no time.
For one, Bruce Lee is very very DEAD!...so I am not too sure a box of bones is going to give anyone a hard time, least of all Chuck Norris.............and second, have you ever seen a Chuck Norris film? He single handedly stopped an invasion of the USA, in no more than a pickup truck and bluejeans............can the box of bones say the same? I think NOT!......
Chuck Norris uses Nukes for sweeteners in his coffee.........
PS......SO sad about Lemmy over Xmas.....if ever there was another "how has he survived this long, can anything phase him" living legend, it was he.........
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In the capital ship battle video from 2013, Chuck was flying the Federal Capital Ship.
And the Imperial one.
He requested assistance because he was bored.
http://youtu.be/VE8B4KptyVI
And the Imperial one.
He requested assistance because he was bored.
http://youtu.be/VE8B4KptyVI
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This is what Chuck Norris said in June 2015:
In other words, this man is about as funny and welcome as having Diarrhoea on a Virgin Train - he doesn't deserve the positive Memes that surround him. The man is a bloody fool.
In other words, this man is about as funny and welcome as having Diarrhoea on a Virgin Train - he doesn't deserve the positive Memes that surround him. The man is a bloody fool.
Chuck Norris uses your salty tears on his popcorn.......