1: Thou shalt attempt combat with high ranking NPCs in a combat ship.
2: Thou shalt realize that bigger ships does not mean better combat ships.
3: Thou shalt realize in a space game, it is only proper that enemy A.I. dogfight, and use dogfighting tactics.
4: Thou shalt keep an eye on thy radar, on thy shields, and thy contact list, or thou shalt be blown to space dust in a few moments because thou art damn absent-minded.
5: Thou shalt not use the words 'destroyed me in seconds' in thy complaints unless thou hast found the first Thargoid.
6: Thou shalt report bugs to the developers, and not blame it on smarter A.I.. Thou shalt look up what a non-sequitur is if thou don't know why.
7: Thou shalt realize that never being destroyed means thou hast never been challenged.
8: Thou shalt remember discretion is the better part of valour, and retreat from unfavourable encounters.
9: Thou shalt tread lightly around wings of enemies.
10: Thou shalt remember Elite: Dangerous is not a sandbox game.
Given to me on the mountain by a mad-man in a gold plated sidewinder, the crazy.
Let me Translate this for the People actually being aware that this is a Game not some Job for which your Paid.
1.
Anything but a Maneuverable Fighter is Useless.
2.
Bigger Ships are only useful as Transports and serve no other Purpose.
3.
Current Turrets are Accurately Firing and Tracking Enemies on 6km and more. (20km if your using Missiles)
So of course Science Fiction Laser Guns are Limited to roughly 3km Range where any Standart Main Battle Tank is Outranging it.
4.
Be wary of People who Magically dont appear on your Sensors till 500m distance despite you seeing them on your Screen because apparently Science Fiction Sensors are about as useful as an Micro Wave.
5.
If you get Killed by Bugged or Overpowered NPCs in a Few Seconds. Pls dont complain about it. Because the Wannabe Hardcore Players which only Fly around in A grade Outfitted Combat Fighters might lose their Scapegoat Reason for telling you off.
6.
If the Devs make a Mistake its a Bug. If the Devs make a Mistake because a small part of the Hardcore Community kept Crying they wanted it. (no matter how ridiculous it is) You shall not Complain about it just cause your the Majority.
7.
Masochism is an Requirement for Gameplay.
8.
So is Cowardice because the Game is not there to be Fun for you. But to be Fun for Fighter Players.
9.
Dont Attack entire Wings of Enemies when your alone.
10.
Elite Dangerous is not an Open World Game which is Intended to Waste its Potential to become another Space Shooter for Fighter Pilots.
Given to him by some Lunatic on the Anthill behind his House, who was wearing an golden shining rescue blanked over his Naked Body while holding up an Model of a Sidewinder.
Greetz Sun
