General / Off-Topic Favourite conspiracy theories (light hearted thread)

My favourite is Free Man On The Land gobbledeegook and how they believe everyone with a legal position is in cahoots with each other to deny your harmless free man on the land freedom to do whatever he wants with zero repercussions.

The religious guys are pretty entertaining as well.
 
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None of these countries has issued a national or an international arrest warrant for George Soros.

You can btw, check that yourself:
https://www.interpol.int/notice/search/wanted
Look a totalitarian leftist defending the main contributor to push communism. I heard it on the Alex Jones show so it must be true.

Flat Earth is an interesting one. Do you believe your senses that tell you the Earth is stationary or do you believe proven hoaxers like NASA? Clearly the Earth is not flat since I can see hills all around me. Is it a spinning globe though, mmmmmmmmm?
 
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Look a totalitarian leftist defending the main contributor to push communism. I heard it on the Alex Jones show so it must be true.

Me? A totalitarian leftist? Ahahaha. I'm centre right. Just a bit closer to reality than you are.

As I've said, go to the website of Interpol and search the arrest warrants. George Soros is not wanted. Neither in Hungary, nor in Russia, nor in Israel, nor elsewhere.

Flat Earth is an interesting one. Do you believe your senses that tell you the Earth is stationary or do you believe proven hoaxers like NASA? Clearly the Earth is not flat since I can see hills all around me. Is it a spinning globe though, mmmmmmmmm?

Everybody knows that the earth is a disc held by four elephants standing on a giant turtle.

Here's the proof:
scheibenwelt.jpg


:p
 
The best conspiracist in popular fiction is probably the Question.

Here he is, being interrogated by Cadmus. And he's completely serious: ( it's just 13 seconds )

[video]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SLlk0ROvcKA[/url]

Ah, Justice League. Why do modern animated superheroes fall so far below your greatness. :)
 

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Everybody knows that the earth is a disc held by four elephants standing on a giant turtle.

Here's the proof:
https://celinasbuecherregal.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/scheibenwelt.jpg

:p
:D you forgot about to mention the 8th color what's only visible in the rim, Octarine which is the color of magic and in nature a greenish yellow-purple. Many people claimed he seen it but no one proven this far... So magic is a humbug, and it must be something else what's keeps our lovely flat world in his place, and spinning.
 

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Bump! Anyway? the friction in the Elephants back because of the spinning must be extremely huge, i wonder how they are capable to take it, or the bottom of the disk made by some sort of super tense 0 friction material? :D
 
I love it when i see "flat earth proof" or "nibiru confirmed" on youtube, i almost always see the channel name reads as "revelation 2017" or "christian truth". You know it's going to be fun. Also does anyone remember that fun video where the guy shows "evidence" of reptilian secret service agent ? I can't remember if it was at a trump or clinton rally, but it was certainly amusing.
 
My favorite conspiracy is the fake news one: that Trump is a traitor ( or whatever they are trying to pin on him, the opinions shift wildly ).

I have never laughed so hard in my life first time I heard about it :D
 
Nephilim Giants skeletal remains being hidden by the scientific community... to disprove the bibles Validity.
 
Ron Wyatt's discoveries
-Ark of the Covenant buried below the place where Jesus Christ was Crucified.
-place where the Parting of the sea took place when moses led the people out of Egypt
-resting place of Noah's Ark
-Sodom and gomorrah's location

John bunyon, John ramirez, boss Teddy hung, Ian McCormack, Howard Storm, Tamara Laroux and countless others... who have testimonies of being saved from Hell by the mercy of Christ Jesus
Also the many Christ Jesus believers who have witnessed Hell, and given their testimony too.. Bill Wiese being the most notable.


Conspiracy or Truth?? Its your Decision
 
:D you forgot about to mention the 8th color what's only visible in the rim, Octarine which is the color of magic and in nature a greenish yellow-purple. Many people claimed he seen it but no one proven this far... So magic is a humbug, and it must be something else what's keeps our lovely flat world in his place, and spinning.
It is possible to see the colour of Octarine. Find a decent solid wall, and then run at it as fast as you can with your head down. Through the pain and the nausea, just before you die, you will see the eighth colour, Octarine. Cats and those of a magical ability can also see it (without the inconvenience of having to die).
 
Ron Wyatt's discoveries
-Ark of the Covenant buried below the place where Jesus Christ was Crucified.
-place where the Parting of the sea took place when moses led the people out of Egypt
-resting place of Noah's Ark
-Sodom and gomorrah's location

John bunyon, John ramirez, boss Teddy hung, Ian McCormack, Howard Storm, Tamara Laroux and countless others... who have testimonies of being saved from Hell by the mercy of Christ Jesus
Also the many Christ Jesus believers who have witnessed Hell, and given their testimony too.. Bill Wiese being the most notable.


Conspiracy or Truth?? Its your Decision
We'll just go right ahead and give religion it's own special category. (That's the category by the way)
 
It is possible to see the colour of Octarine. Find a decent solid wall, and then run at it as fast as you can with your head down. Through the pain and the nausea, just before you die, you will see the eighth colour, Octarine. Cats and those of a magical ability can also see it (without the inconvenience of having to die).

Curiously enough, it is entirely possible to see colours that don't exist. You can't find magenta anywhere in the spectrum. Look it up.
 
My favorite conspiracy is the fake news one: that Trump is a traitor ( or whatever they are trying to pin on him, the opinions shift wildly ).

I have never laughed so hard in my life first time I heard about it :D
Lol, Trumpet being a traitor is much more plausible than the 'alternate facts' the Trumpists tried to pin on Clinton... ;)
 
Lol, Trumpet being a traitor is much more plausible than the 'alternate facts' the Trumpists tried to pin on Clinton... ;)

Accusing the POTUS for being a traitor to the very country he is in total control of is just ridiculous, laughable and so unfathomable irrational that even CNN themselves admits it was all just fake.

The anti-right side shot themselves in the foot (or worse) this time.

Still seriously funny and will make some excellent Monty Python sketch materials.
 
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