Elite With Chuck Norris

[cyberchild]

Chuck Norris knows what's in 3.0 and is already playing it.

 

[PiLhEaD]

 

[yolomcbobbinz]

Chuck Norris didn't download ED, ED downloads him. This is my favorite thread ever

 

[G4RY]

The next time you land on a planet with multiple crater's..... look for a "Chuck Norris was here" sign.

It wasn't a Black Hole, it was Chuck Norris practicing his roundhouse kick!

Chuck Norris beat Sirius A in a staring contest.

Chuck Norris was the cause of the Formadine Rift.

Chuck Norris doesn't fuel scoop, he bring's the entire star.



And one of my all time favorite's i heard a while back not related to ED whatsoever..

When Chuck Norris want's an Egg, he cracks open a Chicken.

 

[Leadfoot]

Just found this on youtube. Some of the best Chuck Norris facts I've ever seen:

[video=youtube;ZrHmcpRAZNs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrHmcpRAZNs[/video]

 

[Hell Razor5543]

Chuck Norris has completed Elite: Dangerous (including all of the DLCs, past, present, and future). It only took him 5 minutes, and 3 of those was when he made the coffee.

 

[PiLhEaD]

If Chuck Norris was a station announcer, he wouldn't need the PA, he just thinks the words and we hear him.

The Thargoids aren't invading human space, they are running from Chuck space.

Hutton station wasn't a long way from its star until Chuck Norris sneezed.

 

[Clicker]

FD should include Chuck Norris as an engineer.

Everything instantly = God roll and it costs just 1 Carbon.

Problem: no one can unlock Chuck Norris.

 

[dognosh]

Mods are too scared to lock Chuck Norris necro threads...

 

[nosscar]

I heard that Frontiers new HQ was donated by Chuck Norris. It was his daughters old dolls house.

 

[Galactic Midden]

Mods are too scared to lock Chuck Norris necro threads...

Some things just can't die... a bit like Chuck Norris really

 

[iFred]

Chuck Norris has a pile of debts with iFred.

 

[OldSchoolPlayer]

The universe was originally all white until Chuck Norris made it black.

 

[Vorxian]

There was that time Chuck Norris initiated FSD and all the planets, moons, stations, and suns came to him.

 

[FrodoHobbits]

Don't leave home without them
http://imgur.com/a/fxQwo

 

[Fireblast]

Thargoids didn't hyperdict Jaques... Chuck Norris did

Jaques had to move since it was mass locked by Chuck Norris

 

[dognosh]

Some things just can't die... a bit like Chuck Norris really

Mods are definitely too scared to lock Chuck Norris threads.
They justify their inaction by deflecting,giving excuses & scurrying back to their panic room.

Chuck Norris's gaze can unlock any panic room.

 

[NorMonsta]

You guys are great. Almost got in trouble at work for laughing out loud.

Chuck Norris laughs out loud wherever he's amused

 

[Limoncello Lizard]

Chuck Norris's gaze can unlock any panic room.

As soon as Chuck Norris has gazed at it, either the reason to panic is over or it's just begun, but either way it's no longer a panic room.

 

[LJITimate]

Chuck Norris's ship doesn't need turrets - he just roundhouse kicks the universe until the target is aligned with his guns. Which is just for show, because Chuck Norris's ship doesn't bother deploying guns - it deploys Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris scans your ship, you're wanted.


Chuck Norris scoops fuel with his hands.


Chuck Norris once plugged a black hole.


When Chuck Norris approaches the universe, the universe uses Chuck Norris as a frame of reference.


Chuck Norris yaws.


Chuck Norris doesn't drop from super cruise, he merely drops super cruise.


Every point Chuck Norris makes is a hardpoint.


Chuck Norris folds time and space by hand, and still ends up with a longer jump range than any known FSD.


When Chuck Norris performs a round house kick he flips the system.


Combat Logging against Chuck Norris doesn't work - no-one escapes Chuck Norris.


Factions complete missions in order to increase their reputation with Chuck Norris


Planets roll around the feet of Chuck Norris, trying to explore him.


Fixed weapons suffer confusion when targeting Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris can pause the game.

this is just the best. not that you need it but +1 rep anyway