Elite With Chuck Norris

[Vorxian]

True story..

Chuck Norris once bit a large section of the galaxy out after confusing it with the chocolate bar..

 

[Mohrgan]

Chuck Norris is proof of the 'Big Bang'.

 

[TopCat160]

Chuck Norris can name and shame gankers on this forum with impunity.

 

[Taranis Dekker]

I can't believe this thread has been necro'd...

Are you kiddin' Sandy? Chuck Norris wouldn't allow it.

Chuck Norris' beard hair, if applied to the hull of a ship, would make it impervious to all weapons in the known universe

 

[Theodrid]

Chuck Norris still uses a commodity for Engineering: one unit of Chuck Norris. The last crafting result was a grade six Panther Clipper

See Sandro, you have to realise there is a line in the sand between humour and toying with people's emotions.....you just crossed that line with the above commander, watch your six.

 

[Marklar_]

When Chuck Norris docks, the station has to ask permission first or it will get blown apart.

The emperor had to spend a year grinding faction missions before Chuck Norris would accept promotion to King.

When Chuck Norris enters the cone of a neutron star, the star takes damage.

When Chuck Norris trades, he just fills his cargo hold, makes vague threats, and then sells back to the same station for 500% profit

 

[Taranis Dekker]

Chuck Norris would really, really, appreciate a spaceloach bobblehead, Sandy [yesnod]

 

[sgurr]

When Chuck Norris passes by the universe goes into eclipse.

Chuck Norris always knew where data 6 was.

The Thargoids aren't attacking us, they're running from Chuck Norris

There are no Guardians, just Chuck Norris

There are velocity weapons, hitscan weapons and Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't telepresence, he just is

 

[Mengy]

All landable planets are beige because they mimick Chuck Norris' texas ranger hat.

Nice!

I heard that the galaxy is all beige because it reminds Chuck Norris of his home, Texas, and the galaxy wants Chuck Norris to be happy to protect itself from him.

 

[Humbo]

Chuck Norris doesn't need system permits.
Systems need Chuck Norris permits.

 

[iFred]

When Chuck Norris honks he can hand in exploration data from the big bang.

 

[M. Volgrand]

We don't have space legs because Chuck Norris broke them.

 

[Tango-Zero-One]

I can't believe this thread has been necro'd...

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High energy, relativistic jets from Neutron stars take damage when entering Chuck Norris.

Neutron stars supercharge when they bask in high energy, relativistic jets from Chuck Norris.

Black Holes can’t break free the pull of Chuck Norris.

Engineers need an invitation from Chuck Norris.

The only thing Chuck Norris delivers to Engineers is a fearsome roundhouse kick. The last crafting result was a grade six Moray Starboat.

Chuck Norris still uses a commodity for Engineering: one unit of Chuck Norris. The last crafting result was a grade six Panther Clipper.

Chuck Norris decides the Engineering results when he crafts an upgrade, but that’s irrelevant: Chuck Norris can’t be upgraded.

The karma system will have a sliding scale of increasing consequences: higher insurance costs, docking refusal, automatic hostility, shadow ban, Commander deletion, game ban, real life contract hit, thermonuclear war, life-destroying nanite swarm, Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris destroys a clean ship, he doesn't become wanted. Instead, the victim has a bounty issued against it for the crime of not being Chuck Norris.

A well "Half-life 3 confirmed" post right there...

 

[Andovar]

The karma system will have a sliding scale of increasing consequences: higher insurance costs, docking refusal, automatic hostility, shadow ban, Commander deletion, game ban, real life contract hit, thermonuclear war, life-destroying nanite swarm, Chuck Norris.

Finally, a reasonable C&P implementation!

 

[Remus]

When Chuck Norris farts, he makes a gas giant.

When Chuck Norris burps, he makes a quasar !

 

[Lunchmoney]

When Chuck Norris trades, he just fills his cargo hold, makes vague threats, and then sells back to the same station for 500% profit

Chuck Norris does not have to make vague threats; he just has to be.

 

[PiLhEaD]

I can't believe this thread has been necro'd.

One does not necro a Chuck Norris thread, the thread necro's you.

 

[Vandaahl]

Ughh... I should of skipped that last taco, I think I need a chunk norrit...

 

[PiLhEaD]

I thought he was the background sim...

There's nuffin wat Tj dun that Chuck not dun, not nuffink.

 

[Galactic Midden]

When Chuck Norris first came to Earth he landed so heavily he proved the Flat-Earthers were right!