Without wishing to diminish your epic post at all, this part jumped out to me. If you want to increase the revolutionary fidelity of your posts then you might consider, for example, outsourcing parts to a third party. Be sure to specify which language you want it written in though, to avoid any embarrassing problems later when you try and integrate their work with your own.
Also, a tried and tested method is to downplay the current post while making outrageous claims about the next one or, ideally, the one after that. Any issues people might have with your post will be forgotten when they experience the magnificence that you're working up to.
Finally, don't forget to take a few unexpected diversions to keep the audience on their toes (mods permitting). Introduce new features that no one has seen before, which add nothing to the core concept but which can be used to pad out the feature list. There was that one fellow who liked to capitalise almost every other word, for example. Rule of cool, or something.
....teach me oh great one
@Frosty dont be a lazy git, take breaks inbetween, what you think I wrote that in ONE go? ^^