General / Off-Topic Secret mission to break into Frontier and steal the plans for Beyond – Don’t tell anyone…

Welcome CMDR’s,

I need a few good pilots to help in a top secret mission. The plan is to break into Frontiers new offices and steal anything and everything related to Beyond and the paid content so we can tell everyone.

Now we will of course need to take out the security guards but if it’s Maynard on duty then all we’ll need is a supply of Beer. However I’m unsure how to get passed any of the other security guards they may have on duty.

This is where I need your help. In order for Theo to not get caught (Oh did I not mention Theodrid is going in first?) we’ll need plans for how to deal with any and all security measure's – Can you think of how we’d get passed Tj, Mr Phillips and the Unicorn of un-known gender? Bear in mind that Stitch will be with Theo as defense against any PvP action which may be required while I plan on staying home playing Elite - plausible deniability ;)

I also figure now is a good time to tell Ziggy he’s going to be the get away driver but maybe I’ll save that till closer to the break-in.

If any of you think you have information that could help or skill’s that require you to actually take part then please tell us who you are and how you can help now!


EDIT: I put the thread down here as no mods ever get this deep into the forum!

The un-usual suspects so far:
Theodrid - Head thief, if one of you could let him know please... He's probably gone to work and not playing Elite :D
Stitch - Theo's body guard and mission muscle man
Ziggy - Get away driver, could someone tell him please, I seem to of lost sight of him.
damon8r351 - OPSEC (Still no clue what this is but apparently we need it)
Jezza - Stitches backup, good to have the military involved
Marktjones - Supplier of sweets, watch this one folks, he has Tj in his name and may be a plant ;)
Hellrazer - Pizza delivery guy
sleutelbos - Head juggler
Patrick_68000 - Abduction expert in-case this go lady bumps up
Un1k0rn - Will give a talk about 'Rambling' as a distraction should sleutelbos drop the ball
Vasea Azure - Chief dinosaur hunter
Chris Simon - Secondary entrance planner
Ninj - Onionhead dealer for those that need it, be warned Ninj has a strange asking price! :D
John Willi - In charge of avatars in case you need to hide your identity
Cosmic Spacehead - Official drinks supplier, can deliver by the barrel if needed

The opposition

Tj - He's just an avatar so no threat
Mr Maynard - Addicted to beer and can track the smell of it from 100 yards so no drinking before hand
Mr Phillips - Just walk past him, hes as blind as a bat with his mask on!
Jenner - Beware of the talking horse :D
 
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Sir.Tj

The Moderator who shall not be Blamed....
Volunteer Moderator
Note to Bran.

While attempting to plan a heist it's probably best not to discuss it on the "Victims" official forum..


Just sayin,...

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Yeah I'm most likely max...
 
Note to Bran.

While attempting to plan a heist it's probably best not to discuss it on the "Victims" official forum..


Just sayin,...

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03263/phoenixnights1_3263113b.jpg

Yeah I'm most likely max...

What the heck are you doing this far down into the forums? I figured with so many threads for you to read and now Twitter too you'd never get to this...

Just look at another thread and pretend you never saw this, OK? :D


P.S. Is that you behind the one that looks like Mr. Maynard? Oh and clean the windows too!
 

Sir.Tj

The Moderator who shall not be Blamed....
Volunteer Moderator
What the heck are you doing this far down into the forums? I figured with so many threads for you to read and now Twitter too you'd never get to this...

Just look at another thread and pretend you never saw this, OK? :D


P.S. Is that you behind the one that looks like Mr. Maynard? Oh and clean the windows too!


Heh funnily enough Back in the 90s I did work the doors, and no I'm much more like Max (Infront)

Probably explains a lot....

TJdaMod
 
I can assure you I am not wearing trainers right now :D And yes, it' does explain a lot - Might even be an interesting speculation thread - "What jobs do you think the mods have had to prepare them for moderating us lot?"
 

Sir.Tj

The Moderator who shall not be Blamed....
Volunteer Moderator
I can assure you I am not wearing trainers right now :D And yes, it' does explain a lot - Might even be an interesting speculation thread - "What jobs do you think the mods have had to prepare them for moderating us lot?"

To save your poor old mind from overheating, I've done many jobs incl Bricklayer, Pub Landlord, Doorman, Worked at many different Holiday Camps, Model for Toby Jugs and Saggar makers bottom knocker for the KGB.

TJdaMod
 
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Jenner

I wish I was English like my hero Tj.
I worked as a security guard one summer during college.
At a sleepy office park at night...
Unarmed...
Bored to tears....

I think that makes me totally qualified to stand guard at HQ. :D
 

Sir.Tj

The Moderator who shall not be Blamed....
Volunteer Moderator
My Planet Coaster Forum avatar.

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Ahh let's have a change for a while :)

TJdaMod
 
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Just arrange for a jumbo delivery of various Pizzas! Then wait 10 minutes, while they all make their way to the Security Control Room, and just walk in. They will all be too busy stuffing their faces to notice anything going on. The only problem is making sure there is enough Pizza to give you sufficient time to get in, browse through all of the materials, and get out again.
 
Bran, just say the word. I have contacted Dominos and Papa John, and they said they can both arrange for a large delivery of Pizzas. Dominos said they had three 38 tonne lorries loaded and ready to go, while Papa John has put ten 7 1/2 tonne lorries on standby. They have also arranged for vehicles with Pizza ovens, so the Moderators will have their Pizzas nice and hot. I hope that this will be enough.
 
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Sir.Tj

The Moderator who shall not be Blamed....
Volunteer Moderator
Bran, just say the word. I have contacted Dominos and Papa John, and they said they can both arrange for a large delivery of Pizzas. Dominos said they had three 38 tonne lorries loaded and ready to go, wile Papa John has put ten 7 1/2 tonne lorries on standby. They have also arranged for vehicles with Pizza ovens, so the Moderators will have their Pizzas nice and hot. I hope that this will be enough.

Don't forget....

[video=youtube;0APKUbbLPmc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0APKUbbLPmc[/video]

TJdaMod
 
I do have a plan to protect Theo as he makes a break for the secrets...

*knock knock*

Dear Sir and/or Madame, do you have a moment to talk about Open play?

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In practice, I might wear a full face mask.


Bran, just say the word. I have contacted Dominos and Papa John, and they said they can both arrange for a large delivery of Pizzas. Dominos said they had three 38 tonne lorries loaded and ready to go, wile Papa John has put ten 7 1/2 tonne lorries on standby. They have also arranged for vehicles with Pizza ovens, so the Moderators will have their Pizzas nice and hot. I hope that this will be enough.

Better still, ask them to collaborate and produce a single mighty entity known as the P-bomb.
 
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The Isle of Wight is wondering what has just happened to this years' entire garlic crop. Elsewhere the Royal Navy is very concerned to see that their new aircraft carrier has sailed without its' regular crew. Meanwhile three local bakeries are busy with a very large order, with a very tight deadline. The only problem now is transporting the results, and Eddie Stobart are seeing how many vehicles they can make available.

Now, can anybody get hold of several food quality tankers? I have been advised that somebody has managed to fit a divert valve into the pipework at a major fizzy drink maker, and just needs something to fill.
 
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